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No....
There was one.
A cow appeared out of nowere and scremed "I ate ALL of the turkeys pie!"
the fish took this offensively and ate the Q

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the zombie frog done a little jig and jumped at a persons head blood spurted out of his head as the frog toar of the flesh revealing the brain in which he desired he munched it up then

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then he found out it was made of what he was aleeric too and the forg exploded into millions of tiny little forgs.

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the little frogs began growing and growing till they became giant mutant frogs then

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all started danceing and singins crazy forg

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and eating bananas

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Due to the sheer annoyance of this, the Sun blasted the Earth away out of orbit.
Flying across space at an incredible velocity, spinning so fast that a day passed in a second, people got very dizzy.
Soon, no one could remember what day it was, and when it was their birthday. * Gasp *
Then, with a loud SPLAT, Earth collided with a planet made from bree cheese.
In this incident, the mutant frogs were forgotten, and everyone began a craving for bree.
Alas, this planet was not infinate, and within 2 weeks, everyone from Earth had eaten the entire planet.
What could they do now, before they remembered that they couldn't breathe in a vacuum?

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"no we must evolve'cried one frog.
the strawberry fiar y just wtached "SERBES YA RIGHT THANLKS SUNNY"

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Then, there would have been a loud bang, but there's no sound in empty space, so...
The frog lowered his shotgun, still smoking.
"Any other comments...?"
The other half-fairy half-fruit beings shook their heads.
"Good..."

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Then thefrog went on a rampage with the shotgun killing 3cherry pie's 15apple pie's 5blueberry pie's
"poor poor pie's"said a innoncent bystander who then got shot

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The pies revolted and beat up the cake. Then, with their new powerful turkey army, they waged war with the chickens

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whih c had miracoulsy appeard and begna ot throw pies. then otu of of nowhere cmae a guy with red hair grey eeys only 5 ft oine riding a droang and hwo oculd rbeathe in a vaucum coz he only braetahed every seven dyas behind him wa s aspace ship . "i am blaze hte fire elmental" he cried before shouting "FIRE TSORM" nad it wa sdeppe fire dof rfor diiner. i nthe ship was a wyter element named ocean, a thunder element names shock a nature elment(timber nad an ice lement tundra. who were fighting voer the llast pizza slice .

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and then the guy blew up into tiny pieces and shouted dam its happening again

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and then repaerad turned into an elphant.

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Alas, this was who the pies, turkeys, cakes, frogs, and all other major civilisations hated the most.
So, they joined forces, took the elephant, and fed him to a plate of half-insane, half-sane, goldfish, which happened to be driving by in a taxi, cleverly disguised as a flea-ridden gibbon.
The fleas were then kicked off because they hadn't paid.
The other elements gasped, got depressed, wasted all their money in the casino, and ended up homeless.

Of course, this didn't matter since, as mentioned previously, everyone was floating in space, blissfully unaware of how one cannot breathe in a vacuum...