Story

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The frog got up, slowly, and painfully.
"Ow, you idiot, No Comment didn't mean beat it in that way!"
MJ hid the club behind his back, and clucked innocently.

But then, of all horrors, the moon went green, and EVERYONE knows what happens to chickens when the moon turns green...

They get confused, as I'm sure all readers are at the moment...
MJ went POOF, and turned into a chicken again.
In confusing despair, the chicken began pecking at the frog.
The frog, who was also confused, mutated and turned Blue, and began riding an invisible motorbike and playing a really annoying theme tune!

The Earth's crust began to vibrate from the sheer horror of what was happening.
Catastrophic earthquakes shook the latest technology labs in Japan, activating a newly-invented shrink ray, which shrank Japan and all of its inhabitants to the size of a caterpillar.
There was a continental shift, and Britain collided with the USA, causing massive traffic jams.
Due to the new shifting Earth, planes got lost and crash-landed in Antarctica, and everywhere whales began throwing themselves off of bridges in their overcoming despair at the price of krill today.

Meanwhile, the frog was still riding that invisible motorbike. BUt this couldn't continue, because...

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the moon was now turning pink and we all know what that means the chicken began changing again the chicken suddenly turned into a pink frog and

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Went on a killing rampage.
This proved even more disasterous, and caused a panic, in which 17 moths were accidently killed by a rabid horse.
In the panic, someone managed to lose Australia, and Ireland sank.
Leprechauns everywhere became depressed, and joined the whales in jumping off of bridges.
The world was in a terrible state, and it needed...
A hero...
Unfortunately, there aren't any heroes anymore, due to the rise of democracy, in which Tony Blair personally assasinated every hero he could find, and couldn't find for that matter.
Then, the moon returned to normal, and the werechicken returned.
Now that the world was in panic, it took advantage of the situation at hand, and began to morris dance.
What would happen? Only time would tell...

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as time told the werechicken what to do the frog took stuff into his own hand sand kicked the chicken of the edge as the chicken began to rise once more it chuckled i can fly you dimwit chickens cant fly said the frog and as the chicken plummeted back to earth he noticed something

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The frog had an Idea. He taped butter bread on a cat ith the butter side up and dropped them. As you know, butter bread always land with the butter side down. And cats always land on their feet. Since this couldn't happen, reality ended as we know it. So the frog........

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was stuck in time itself a strange mist came up from the sea below them and a strange man popped out i will give you the chance to save the reality here take these powers and these powers were

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power farts.
But the frog said " I don't want reality to be saved, I broke it"
A door flew by in its car and yelled "I like PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So the frog

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umped to the chance to go on a road trip with a pie loving door so he got in and they both ate as much pie as they wanted as they grew closer to

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the land of milk and cookies hwere hte door lived.
as they entered it turned into the land of hceese and trumpets blazed and everyone but that perosn who doesn't like cheese turned into forgs and began hummnig the crzy forg turn making the door blowu p na di nit's place a pink forg in a bikinni. all the forgs stared and one aksed hte pink forg out naother asked her name and the only answer was BOB

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all the frogs reared back away from the pink frog and everyone kicked the frog out of the city then the door and the frog took off on another road trip as they came to the fork in the road as they took off they saw something really scary

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They saw... Some moldy cheese!!
They screamed, and ran, but it was no use, because there was another piece, and another, and another!
Moldy cheese was EVERYWHERE!!!!
(Of course, this made sense, because they were in the land of mold and cheeses, and that always makes moldy cheese, unless you put it backward, which is then, as we all know, cheesy mold.)
Reality was still distorted.
But, seeing as this world is imaginary, no one took any notice.
The frog began to sweat.
The cheese was closing in, making horrible squelchy noises...

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the cheese came closer and closer till the frog could not bear it no more he lunged at the cheese and ate every last piece the door threw up in the frogs chair and as he got into the car he heard a squelch come from his chair

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he jumpe dintot he air and fell into a pot of cheese fondoo.

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The frog paused, then ribbited in relief.
"Phew! Good thing no one would ever try to eat a frog..."
Tragically, this fondoo was being made by a French Chef.
And thus ended the frog.
Even more sad, the door was sold at an auction, and attached to a door frame, and couldn't have any pie.
He became distraught, and began drinking and taking drugs and going out with the wrong sort of furniture, before he died in a drunken fight with a woodcutter.

Now...
No one was left to continue the story!

There was worldwide panic, and whales began throwing themselves onto roads, begging to be run over, and end their now even more meaningless lives.
Unfortunately, this caused major traffic jams, due to Whales being too big a country to be run over before running out of fuel.
Jobs and industries collapsed, and the AA weren't fast enough to tow them all away.
Fireballs began raining from the sky, due to the annoyance of airplane pilots tickling them with feathers.
The apocalypse had begun...

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and now it wil lend as the forg for osme reaosn got pooed out and cmae bakc to life as a zombie "BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"