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unitl one of them siad "hey we cna't brethe in sdpace"
snad htta was ht end of almsot eveyrone but one forg wweairng a space helmet.

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But he was stupid enough to eat a firecracker. The frog blew up, which left the pies (Because they don't breath anyway)
"Now lets break dance!!!!" one yelled.
And break dance they did.
"Now lets make some more pies!!!!" the same one yelled.
One little Pie, forged by some dust,
Nothing remarkable, a simple pie crust;
Embodied with power, to rule over all lands.

Realms Baker conquered with his ruling Pie,
Infesting the nations, and destroying all things.
Not until the Last Alliance made their last stand,
Gathering together, was the Pie cut from his hand.

three pies for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the dwarf-lords in their hall of apples

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9 for immortla men doomed ot fly
and one for the baker on his oven

then suddnely sauron appears and ssyas "stop this poof i had enoof"
everyone laughs and suaron sulks off.

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( u ppl r truly mental! and thats a complement from me!)

meanwhile the pies were still in space daydreamin and havin vitions of the frog cummin bak alive
which were to come true.....

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the pies began to stop breathing for one sec to see what would happen and one pie took it to far and exploded spreading its blackberry goodnes on the dead frogs grave making them come back to life

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the dead frogs which were now alive screamed because the blackberry had turned them purple!!!!

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The then purple frogs made up their own theme tune an called themsleves the Frau Callum frogs!!

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the song was in GERMAN and no 1 could understand what they were sayin but nevertheless it was a hit in africa

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where the lephants te the forgs becuase they thoguht thye were tryiong to invade

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the frogs were masicard and the universe exspolded

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and then imploded htne rebuitl itslef and veryone wa syellwo and had ofur fingers nad liked saying *gimme three*

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this is now realy stupid.

Some reason the frog is still alive and it hopped onto it's invisable motorcycle and became.....


THE CRAZY FROG!

and irritated many people all over the world

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beofre craching into...........*dramaitc msuic* HOMER SIMPSON

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(WOAH!!!! I've been gone to long...)
Homer Simpson Then ate the motercycle and sprouted wing he couldn't contro for no apparent reason, and accedently flew into an airplane turbine trying to grab a doughnut on the ground.
"That was weird........" said the frog, who for some undefined reason was the only living thing left that still had a grip on reality.
"I alwys keep it in my hidden pocket!" he said, taking it out of his jeans........ Wait...... can the frog hear me???
"Yes, of course I can" the frog said
Interesting.............

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Homer flew over to the nuclear power plant and caused a meltdown. the whole world suddenly exploded for no apparent reason and the frog(who was still crazy!)went flying bac into space again