Story

[masterofshadows]

(Why the heck did you post the same thing three times? No wonder you have so many posts - it's all SPAM...)


"Your home?", asked the frog. "Oh, my apologies Miss-"
"-S. Berry", the strawberry girl finishes.
"I'm sorry, then, Miss S. Berry", the frog says. May I enter your home?"
"Of course...

[nightmare]

Time to spice this up.




"NOT!!", S. Berry then shouts. Then, the turkey disappeared as well as S. Berry. Suddenly, before the frog, appeared a ghoul.
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!", the ghoul shrieks in laughter. "NOW I'LL EAT YOU!!!" A haunted house then appeared. The ghoul snatched up the frog and...

[mrgame]

Oh, cool. I like this. It's funny! X)




...drug the frog into the haunted house. The frog was placed on a stone table and then was strapped down.
"Mmmm, you lookl so tasty...", the ghoul says, licking its lips.
"No, please, don't eat me!!", the frog cries. "Ribbit, I'll do anything you want. Even work for you!" The ghoul hesitated and then grinned.
"Very well", the ghoul says. "I won't eat you. But, you must travel to a far away land and retrieve my...

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"...grip on reality. This one's too loose."

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he tucked into the turkey and suddenly felt wierd

[Haunter 360]

(Ooh, let me do this! I've done things like this before!)

Suddenly, the turkey got up, and laughed evilly.
"You fools, did you think that I was in fact a nomral, average, everyday turkey?!! I am much more than that!
I..."
There was a blinding flash of light, and there it was.
"... Am in actual fact, a normal, average, everyday chicken!"
The ghoul gasped.
"I should have known! That funny feeling I had was because I'm allergic to chickens!"
He then coughed, wheezed, choked, and slumped to the floor.
The dark chicken then ate him.
The frog gasped.
"How dare you eat my *Ribbit* new boss?!
Now I'll... I'll..."
He croaked with exploding rage.
(Not croaked as in died of course!)
"... I'll become your new henchman!"
The chicken clucked evilly.
"Ha, you can't become my minion! I won't let you!"
"Aww, c'mon, pleeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"
"No!"
"Pretty please with the sugar on top?"
"Oh all right then!"
The chicken clucked in annoyance.
"You've one this battle, but you'll never win the war!"

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ok said the frog in her false alliance the frog kicked the chicken and ran to the castle gate ha ha ha ha you cant catch me you dumb chicken

[Haunter 360]

However, little did the frog know that it was a full moon.
And everyone knows what happens to chickens on a full moon...
The chicken gave a blood-curdling squawk, and its legs grew.
Its body enlarged.
Claws errected from its wings.
And fangs came from its beak.
Its eyes glinted red like that of a mindless beast, which it basically was now.
It had turned into a werechicken!
* Thunder and lightning strike in the background *
The werechicken squawked again, and snapping its fanged beak, gave chase, smashing through walls, snarling, and dribbling a bit.

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but he knew something about werechickens they like eating chesse so he reached into his pocket and pulled out a

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pie and threw it at the chicken and it exploaded
(this is getting funny)

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(you have no idea ;s)

The pie was all over the werechicken, but it wasn't cheese. It was RASBERRY! The content of the pie dried like hot wax, giving the... "beast" an extra layer of pie-skin!

[darkbeam]

*falls off chair laughing* OH MY GOSH!!

You guys make some weird stories! But, it's really funny too. Ok, ok, here goes.




"Ribbit! I have wo-" The frog stopped on the account of the werechicken pecking the ground before him.
"Not yet, you haven't!", the werechicken sqwauked. The frog quickly leaped away. The werechicken followed. Yet, the rog remembered what the ghoul said. There was something the ghoul wanted. Perhaps he'd find it soon in order to defeat the werechicken!

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The frog was running, but now the moon turned and orgish . And every one knows what happens to were chickens when the moon turns that orangish color. "oh no, its....its...."
the little frog said "MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!"
"na dududu" sung M.J

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michael came up to the frog and sang BILLY JEANS GOT MY LOVE the frog reered backin hessitation and he himself had came under the spell of the song so the frog pulled out a microphone and they both started singing BILLY JEANS GOT MY LOVE

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but soon,after the frog was going crazy out singing mcheal jackson,
micheal said "this cant be!"
the frog said" well lets have a sing off!"
frog sang its just a thriller nigth and mj sang just beat it.