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Post by Tymki on Jun 7, 2008 4:29:51 GMT -5
Granted, but Rose, Martha, Donna, Mickey, Jackie and all the assistants from the past are jealous and they drop the TARDIS on top of you, killing you instantly.
I wish for a cardboard wagon.
And a statue of the word 'thank you'.
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Post by Timewarp on Jun 7, 2008 4:36:26 GMT -5
are you suggesting that i'm the 11th doctor who? *Sees doctor who regenerate into timewarp*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'M THAT RETARD!?!
(Joking ^_^)
The statue of the word thank you causes much choas for what you do not know is that the
word thank you means "I did you mum" in malmooth, the malmooth digusted by this insulted slur go down and murder the human race for revenge
A war starts killing off both the human and malmooth race. Your the only one leave on earth and then for no reason what so ever, me and a tied up donna noble came and land on you so i can kick her out for being so darn annoying. "I SAID, I FLY ALONE YOU STUPID IDIOT!"
i wish that i was in heroes and was imune to sylar's powers.
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Post by CS Revolked on Jan 28, 2011 17:20:01 GMT -5
Granted but it makes you weak to everyone elses power instead to the point where a poke can cause you fatal injury.
I wish the boy at my school would love me T_T
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Post by Timewarp on Jan 30, 2011 18:24:52 GMT -5
granted but you discover he's actually Hitler in disguise.
I want a box. Just a normal box.
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Post by CS Revolked on Jan 31, 2011 12:43:28 GMT -5
Granted, but there's a man eating burger in it, that comes and eats you
I wish.... I had One Direction voodoo dolls and I could have fun making them act weird!
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Post by Timewarp on Feb 2, 2011 15:23:46 GMT -5
Granted but in doing so their captured by MI5 to be sent over to the US for testing into this weird fringe like manner in which they have become possessed. In the process of the testing all the members of One Direction have their heads eggspoldified by a super X-ray machine.
Whoopse, I guess Walter Bishop hadn't done a test run.
I wish for a bucket
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Post by Tymki on Feb 14, 2011 7:45:41 GMT -5
Granted, but the bucket melts while you are wearing it due to issues of global warming. You're now cursed for the rest of your life to go around with melted bucket on your head and you never get a girlfriend and so you die bitter and angry at the tender age of 93.
I wish for things to be A FISH!
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Post by Timewarp on Feb 14, 2011 9:11:13 GMT -5
But then I'd be my favourite hero Bucket Head! You didn't think this through very well
Also everything becomes a fish but then Albret Einstien rises from the dead angry that by making your wish you've made he's theories all wrong so he kills you.
I wish Haunter 360 had a sandwich
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Post by Haunter 360 on Feb 14, 2011 9:39:51 GMT -5
Granted, and Haunter 360 gets a sandwich...
But it's a Timewarp Sandwich.
Yum.
I wish planet Earth was covered in children's card games.
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Post by Tymki on Feb 14, 2011 10:18:11 GMT -5
Granted, the world DOES get covered in children's card games, but then the figurines inside come to life and take over the Earth. Only one hero can save the world and reverse the wish...
BUUUUUUUT he kinda died. Sucks. =/
I wish for a zombie apocalypse. (How can this possibly go wrong? XD)
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Post by Haunter 360 on Feb 14, 2011 11:33:28 GMT -5
Granted, but the zombies sparkle in the sunlight, and the main zombie is played by Robert Pattinson, and instead of eating the flesh of the living, they just sorta stare dramatically.  I wish for a radioactive pony.  |
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Post by Timewarp on Feb 14, 2011 11:45:52 GMT -5
You have arse cancer. Think have you sat on anything radioactive lately?
I wish I was friends with Walter Bishop
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Post by Haunter 360 on Feb 14, 2011 17:29:09 GMT -5
(Epic win)
Granted, but it turns out to be the version of him from a parallel universe.
And he steals your brain.
I wish I had my own personal chauffeur!
With rainbow vision!
Yay rainbows!
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Post by Tymki on Feb 16, 2011 5:10:53 GMT -5
Granted, but he crashes the car. Because all he can see IS rainbows. Like, literally. And then you both die somehow. Of loneliness.
I wish for my very own, glow in the dark, tricycle.
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Post by CS Revolked on Feb 17, 2011 16:24:56 GMT -5
Granted, but it blinds you. You can't see. You go to a Blind Institution to be given a guide dog but you have a phobia of dogs, and you end up being carted away because your life just becomes so totally worthless and you're not worth helping to have a substantial quality of life.
Wow. I got quite harsh. None of it is meant in any way shape or form, btw.
I wish... I had the confidence to speak up in my Media Studies class.
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