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Post by CS Revolked on Apr 15, 2008 13:53:35 GMT -5
Granted, but I h then snipe you for being unoriginal
I wish I had an elephant, that never forgets,
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Post by Timewarp on Apr 15, 2008 14:12:16 GMT -5
unfortunly you pi$$ it off and it never forgets to kill you, one day when your in school the elephant eats you!
i wish i had a pet yoshi
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Post by CS Revolked on Apr 15, 2008 16:42:49 GMT -5
Granted, but yoshi breeeds like crazy, and then all the yoshis rampage and trmaple ya
I wish I had every game I wanted.
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Post by Timewarp on Apr 15, 2008 16:46:24 GMT -5
unfortunly, due to the theroy that humans don't know what they want, YOU GET EVERY GAME EVERY MADE! EVEN MINICLIP, ONEMORELEVEL AND AFTER INTERNET GAMES! YOUR SUFFOCATED IN YOUR ROOM AS YOU HAVE HARDLY ANY ROOM!
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Post by Tymki on Apr 16, 2008 4:37:33 GMT -5
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Post by Timewarp on Apr 16, 2008 6:47:02 GMT -5
granted unfortunly your head isn't shatter resistant and the ruler (which is inconviently made from a sheet of metal) slapters your head open killing you.
i wish that assasain had a women moustachio!
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Post by Tymki on Apr 18, 2008 4:54:04 GMT -5
Granted... But over time, I become Mario (wth?!) and I turn you into a goomba and jump on your head, killing you instantely.
I wish that I was extremely awesome.
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Post by CS Revolked on Apr 19, 2008 9:20:19 GMT -5
ASSASSIN YOU SAID 'wth' AND THIS GOING AGAINST THE RULES!
granted, but your awesomeness makes you unpopular, and so you kill yourself because of it.#
I wish that I had a thick skull.
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Post by thouhair34 on Apr 19, 2008 16:14:11 GMT -5
granted but it leaves you brainless XD. *no change there joke* i wish i had cake
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Post by CS Revolked on Apr 19, 2008 16:23:19 GMT -5
Bit I suffocate you with the cake.
Also I find that an insult, cosidering I'm one the brainiest in my year. I know it was a joke, but somtimes you should thnk before you speak, type in this case
I wish everyone would stop being rude to everyone.
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Post by thouhair34 on Apr 19, 2008 16:30:40 GMT -5
Granted but they see your elephant as the exception to the wish and are rude to the elephant.
I wish that humanity would get rid of religion.
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Post by Timewarp on Apr 21, 2008 8:19:11 GMT -5
granted. Humanity see you as a god for coming up with this solution and make a new one known as Capillgion. Unfortunly most capillgions are corrupt and all of humanity is destroyed by a giant Shocken bomb created by your believers to kill the non-believers.
i wish i had my computer back. . .
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Post by thouhair34 on Apr 21, 2008 15:51:40 GMT -5
granted but it dies again from shock of being fixed.
I wish Cappillgion was real without the corruptness.
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Post by Timewarp on Apr 22, 2008 4:35:38 GMT -5
granted. . .Well sort of, he is made real and ounce coming into the real world he actually ends up going mad, everything he knew is now gone and he is in another dimension now. CS15 accidently mentions it was you who by means of wishing bought him to this world and he attacks you.
Seeing as he is obviously far more powerfull then you cappillgion vaporises you to death putting your ashes into an urne and burrying you. Unfortunly due to him being created by your imagination. . .CAPPILLGION DISAPPEARES!
Both of you are sent to hell to the ironic justic section where even i can't imagine what could be happening down there.
i wish for a anti-wish suit that could protect me from everything.
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Post by thouhair34 on Apr 22, 2008 11:23:03 GMT -5
granted but the wish is misheard and it ends up increasing the effect of wishes.
i wish for a mega ice magic gun.
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