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Post by Timewarp on Apr 23, 2008 9:51:38 GMT -5
granted. You get the anti-ice magic gun and feed the whole neighbourhood ice cream, intill the ice cream men hear of it, they kidnap you in lock you in a saw-like ice-cream freezer room Forcing you to cut off your pinky finger if you want to live. Unfortunly it's your foot locked in the chain and cutting off you pinky finger actually makes you more likely to die as your can't cut the locks without the missing finger you cut off.
I wish for everyone to get along
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Post by thouhair34 on Apr 26, 2008 16:37:43 GMT -5
granted but they turn on u lol.
i wish for nothing
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Post by Timewarp on Apr 28, 2008 6:29:59 GMT -5
you wish for nothing and the god of making decent wishes cames, "YOU WISH FOR NOTHING??? FOR SHAME LAME WISH-MAKER!" he then turns you into a yoshi so you are forced to let baby mario, baby luigi, baby peach, baby bowser and baby wario ride you forever!!!
i wish for a gun that can destroy shadow the hedgehog for-evers!
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Post by thouhair34 on Apr 28, 2008 14:27:32 GMT -5
granted but it actually destroys spear...
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Post by Timewarp on Apr 29, 2008 4:15:05 GMT -5
NO WISH! NO WISH! ERROR! MUST DESTROY TOPEZ SHOCK! DESTROY! You try to escape the robot by getting into your car, unfortunly due to doctor who going onto another TO BE CONTINUED, your car still has an active ATMOS and it drives you towards a river, having watched the episode you survive but unfortunly a person nerby states "It's a good thing it didn't drive you into the explosions and cracker's factory!" The ATMOS thinking this is a challenge then drives you into said factory and you and the ATMOS both explode shooting fireworks at the sontarion ship and defeating them
Though due to the fact that your dead, the doctor, martha and donna take all the credit and you look down in heaven watching it. Unfortunly due to the fact that you killed so many "poor" sontorians, you go to hell along with them
Down there, they play a night club like game with you, using their sticks to eletrocute you into doing stuff for them, the devil allows this as he thinks that the sontorians are the coolest people he's had in hell and that their the best "ironic justice" he could think of.
i wish for a planet destroying cannon
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Post by thouhair34 on Apr 29, 2008 10:13:49 GMT -5
wish not granted as g-d kills you before you make the wish. i wish for a pint
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Post by Timewarp on Apr 30, 2008 6:55:44 GMT -5
unfortunly you quit the site before i could give you this so instead your giving a pint laced with 5 Differant types of acid. Due to this being the last of a giant number your too drunk to tell the doctors at your local hospital what the Acids were.
You die horriable burning from the inside-out.
I wish that cap shock was back and that MOTM award thingys were back and that Pyropal would burn for not helping with the MOTM awards
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Post by Tymki on May 4, 2008 3:29:00 GMT -5
Wait a sec... Thouhair's gone?! Why?!
All these things happen, but afterwards you die... Of love. (Someone hugged you too tight, and crushed all your bones.)
I wish that pots of cheese and tomato pasta at ASDA and Tesco were 98p again...
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Post by Timewarp on May 6, 2008 4:10:21 GMT -5
ufortunly this leads to inflation somehow. Due to some people not knowing what inflation means you inflate to the size of a hot-air ballon and float to space where for no reason what-so-ever YOU EGG-SPLOD-A-FRY!
i wish that i had Dr.Who Seasons 1 - 5
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Post by Tymki on May 11, 2008 8:57:57 GMT -5
Granted, but when you get it, it turns out to be Heroes seasons 1 - 5. You have a long debate with yourself over if you should watch it or not. It gets too much for you to bear, and so your head a-splode.
I wish for a dragon and a dragonball z t-shirt and for reality to be how I imagine it.
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Post by Timewarp on May 11, 2008 9:07:09 GMT -5
(If i had heroes 1 - 5 that wouldn't happen. I would watch it all then show it to haunter and what you stated would happen to him)
Granted but unfortunly The NightMare Man attacks you. Making your dreams a reality the dream version of TNM becomes real eating your soul and making you he's servent forever.
Haunter dreams of The NightMare Man along with a sadistic looking Assasain still TNM's servent.
I wish i had a pack of wild werecrocs that i could set on my enemies
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Post by Tymki on May 25, 2008 13:50:53 GMT -5
Granted, but you are set upon by a man-eating saucepan who tears you limb from limb, and does the same to all your werecrocs right before you were about to set them on your enemies. Your enemies laugh at your misfortune, before I run them over with a quad bike. I wish that I was nice to everyone, and that everyone was nice to me and that nothing could ever go wrong.
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Post by Timewarp on May 27, 2008 7:41:47 GMT -5
granted, unfortunly due to everyone being nice to you, their too nice to comment on the fact that you heading to the lair of a masochristic gannodorf as they think this would be critisising you on your lack of being able to tell where your going.
You go in and gannondorf thinking that being alive is wrong and that pain = happiness, strips explosives to you and jumps off while hugging you causing the both of you to blow up. The cliff falls down and all your friends excluding me fall to their deaths as well,
I at the time started watching scrubs and so was addicted to that instead of you, realising that the cast and producers of scrubs were among the people who died, i go to your grave dig up your burnt corspe and spit on it before burning you ounce more.
I wish i could corrupt the next corruption so that no matter what they put, they can't corrupt my wish.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2008 13:33:41 GMT -5
Granted. Except this confuses everyone, so it creates a paradox. Therefore you fade from existance and there is no record of you ever existing. Which itself causes a paradox because if you never existed, you never posted and so you never created the first paradox. Therefore the universe implodes on itself producing mass quantities of pie.
I wish I was Alan Sugar. Haunter, Timewarp, Assassin? You're fired! FM5, your hired!
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Post by Timewarp on May 27, 2008 15:24:51 GMT -5
(I would have gone for: You wish becomes true, unfortunly due to the logic that technicly you didn't ask for something meaning that the wish is not technicly a wish, the logic in this creates a tear in time and space and the reapers come and eat you alive)
Unfortunly the real alan surger is more harsh then you, the BBC think your a bodysnatcher and hire leon scott kennedy to dispatch of you, when they realise the wish made you alan surger they hire you (with the soul of alan surger) to appear on THE APPRENTICE, the irony of being fired on he's own show it too much for alan who dies, technicly causing you to die
Your soul is ditched from the body of alan surger though he's soul having gone to heaven, alan surger is now dead as well. You attempt to go back to your original body but Dr. Salvador assuming you were dead cuts of your head.
I wish sonic was real and that he was friends with me.
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