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Post by thouhair34 on Apr 12, 2008 7:57:49 GMT -5
granted but you dont realise that it flies into a house that explodes and causes a roof tile to knock you out and a random steamroller flattens you.
I wish for an anti wish gun.
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Post by Timewarp on Apr 12, 2008 8:11:35 GMT -5
unfortunly you zap yourself causing the wish to go astray and making your anti-wish gun explode at the cause of the anomaly, this in turn causes every wish to disapear.
the whole universe explodes leaving you as the sole survivor. This may sound good intill you stop breating about 100 miles in an empty void of space.
i wish i had the hitchhiker's guide to the universe
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Post by CS Revolked on Apr 13, 2008 5:02:21 GMT -5
you attempted to copyright, and it was wrong, "it's galaxy mate" an australian sheila said. then I came in and said "Hey, since when did I know what australians said" You got so mad and then exploded.
I wish I could shape-shift!
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Post by Timewarp on Apr 13, 2008 10:18:15 GMT -5
unfortunly you shape-shift into the character timewarp. The real timewarp comes exclaiming "IS THIS A CHALLENGER?" before you can explain timewarp cuts you in half then shouting "YOU ARE PATHTIC FOR ME, YOU PATHTIC DOPPLEGANGER!"
i wish i had spear as a prisoner!
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Post by Tymki on Apr 14, 2008 3:54:33 GMT -5
Granted. You have A Spear as prisoner.
You then get killed by a HUGE paper anvil, which doesn't actually squash you. It gives you tonnes of papercuts, and you die from loss of blood.
I wish I had a journal of suspicious events.
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Post by Timewarp on Apr 14, 2008 4:38:16 GMT -5
unfortunly they led you to insanity as the book contains a list of brutal horriable murders commited by a lonely girl just like you. This book happens to be called THE NUMBER 23. Very suspcious indeed as after you begin to add everything up to 23 likes names to numbers added up to 23 and so on
in the end you find out, YOU WROTE THE BOOK AND COMMITTED THE MURDERES! A priest comes to your cell later as you confessed and are now going to death row, in there he says out of randomness "Let's turn to 32:23 And you sins shall come to find you!" freaking out you then realise THE NUMBER 23 HAD LEAD YOU TO YOUR DEATH AND THE BOOK HAD ACTUALLY LEAD YOU TO INSANITY! YOUR IN A MENTAL HOME AND THE EVENTS IN THE BOOK NEVER HAPPENED!
THE PRISON WAS AN ILLUSION AND YOUR BEING QUESTIONED BY A DOCTOR ABOUT THIS SO CALLED JOURNAL!!
i wish i had spear the hedgehog as a prisoner!
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Post by Tymki on Apr 14, 2008 7:53:54 GMT -5
Granted, but Spear breaks free as the Prison, as it is nothing more than a cardboard box with the word 'prison' written on top. He then mauls you to death with a rubber glove.
I wish that I lived in the desert.
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Post by CS Revolked on Apr 14, 2008 16:29:01 GMT -5
Granted, but you die from thirst, and then a sand dune eats you.
I wish that whatever I imagined CAME TO LIFE!
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Post by Tymki on Apr 14, 2008 17:11:48 GMT -5
However, you imagined a rubber duck. THIS IS THE MOST TERRIFYING MONSTER EVER!!!
You die from shock.
I wish for my very own fluffy, cute, cuddly T-Rex called Oglrjfdhnjifds
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Post by CS Revolked on Apr 14, 2008 17:33:26 GMT -5
however, you spammed, an FM5 bans you from the site. Without TLCR you are a shell of your former self, you resort to cutting and saying "Oh the agony, why hast thou betrayed thy me?"
you die soon after from blood loss.
I wish that every drop of blood I lost, was instantly regained.
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Post by thouhair34 on Apr 15, 2008 9:32:38 GMT -5
granted but the process goes wrong and the blood goes acidic burning you from the inside.
I wish i had spear the hedgehog as a prisoner in an unescapable prisson with me locked in a room without spear the hedgehog so that timewarp could shoot a laser at him.
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Post by Tymki on Apr 15, 2008 10:12:49 GMT -5
Granted, but I haunt your nightmares... FOR ETERNITY!
I wish that I really was Toadette
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Post by Timewarp on Apr 15, 2008 10:21:34 GMT -5
granted but unfortunly it turns out that toads are actually really badly mistreated by princess peach, every day for the rest of your life peach ordered you commanders "WHERE'S MY TEA", "GO GET MARIO A PILLOW!" and "DRINK ACID MIXED WITH A 1-UP MUSHROOM!" soon enough it becomes so unbearable that you punch princess peach, unfortunly she falls out the window to her death.
Mario and luigi have a funeral for her and whilst it happens you run away, unfortunly you have a run-in with bowser who decides to kidnap you as peach actually for some random reason liked you and made you heir to her throne should she accidently fall of the castle due to some jerk as she writes in a note in a cardboard stored in her bedroom
Mario goes to save you and in the end you rescued and become princess toadette, you boss around all the other toads intill you realise. YOU HAVE BECOME THE ONE THING YOU HATED THE MOST!
In your dispere you hung yourself where you go to gaming hell, in there you met a koopa who states "don't worry it's not that bad ounce you get used to it!"
i wish that cap shock's wish come true and that he had a number of differant gods protecting him!
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Post by Tymki on Apr 15, 2008 11:20:41 GMT -5
Granted but Stewie Griffon attacks you with an inflated toothbrush and you DIE!!!
I wish for a tambourine!
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Post by Timewarp on Apr 15, 2008 13:26:46 GMT -5
unfortunly due to me not knowing what the heck that is, you drown in fanta.
I WISH I had a sniper rifel and a the vision of a sniper rifel.
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