Corrupt a Wish

[Timewarp]

granted unfortunly it's under the "Words that the common nerd/dork have made up" Insulted by this you go into a fit of rage and fall down the staires landing on a random spear that impales you though the neck.

As you bleed to death you realise the irony that the weapon that kills you shares the same name as your first fan-made character. Sick but ironic!

i wish i had a pancake!!!!

[Tymki]

Unfortunately, the pancake isn't actually a pancake at all... It's a bouncy castle pretending to be a pancake. You die from shock.

I wish that I could do a rain dance (a dance to make it rain)

[CS Revolked]

granted, but people call you a water pokemon, Octillery for instance. These people are ALWAYS right. You get turned into a red octopus with a hole/ snout thingy which you throw octozookas at. You are captured by the Pokemon Trainer from Brawl, and since you are not in the line up (Squirtle, Ivysaur, Charizard) you die in your pokeball.

I wish I was a SALAMENCE!

[Tymki]

Granted, but you die from shock. Literally. You got zapped by a Pichu.

I wish I had a mint leaf. ^_^

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but you hate the flavour, and a lot of monkeys, who claim that you stole their mint leaf attack you, leaving you with bloody scars and cuts in your frail body.

I wish, that I had my own country, and a nice palace!

[thouhair34]

Granted but you own a sky country that as soon as you get it falls out of the sky into another hated country instantly exploding and wiping out everyone on the earth excluding those on the forum, therefore making you a mass murderer.

I wish i was blue.

[CS Revolked]

Granted but a plant crashes into you =P

I wish that everyone liked me.

[Timewarp]

granted it throws the balance of hate/like and in reverse cap shock is hated by the whole forum except you who hated him already. You actually start to like him and the idea of actually liking your brother throws you on the brink of suicide you decide not to jump off the hotel but unfortunly an insane bellboy pushes you off

Your death of couse means NO-ONE is going to like cap shock resulting in him commiting suicide 10 seconds later. Everyone changes their mind about cap shock and you only too late and so everyone burns your deceased body on the stake and build a giant grave for cap shock.

Up in heaven the both of you still argue over the little things like "who will ask god what the meaning of life is?"

to which thelord repleys "TO DRINK TANGO!"


i wish there was such thing as holy cheese



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thanks for that tw nice to know im liked.... (Cap Shock Edit)
Cap shock 21:11

[Tymki]

Granted... AND THERE IS!!!
You promptly die from shock.

I wish for a lampshade of no real significance.

[thouhair34]

granted bu it eplaces your head

i wish for the perfect vaacine against all disease.

[Timewarp]

granted unfortunly for not asking if you could edit my post i kill the doctor and inject air into your body. Congratulations you've recieved the first air vacination says doctor timewarp as you slowly die a horriable and painfull death while i use a pillow to muffle your screams of terror

sorry dude but sacasim's rude.

I WISH I HAD A DO-OVER!
(Do something again so i could start over the same situation with a differant response)

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but it's glitched and you are kept in that position.

I wish for a colobus monkey

[Timewarp]

DO-OVER!
(New corruption. i'm now a billionairre in the process!)

Unfortunly the colombus monkey seeing what i just did knows it can be evil to you and not suffer but goes too far with the "tearing you hair out" and goes too far ripping your whole head off.

i wish i had an emergency chainsaw to protect myself

[Tymki]

Granted, but you get eaten by a chainsaw-proof rabid chinchilla

I wish upon a star for a wishing star.

(As blockhead says: Everyone loves a shooting star!)

[Timewarp]

unfortunly it was a luma. Not realising how big it is, it tries to hug you and lands directly on top of you.

i wish i had a flying star