Corrupt a Wish

[Timewarp]

granted unfortunly the cat turns into a werecat and mauls you to death

I wish i had a pet el giganto

[Tymki]

Granted, but El Giganto is now the name of a cat breed, similar to that of persian cats. So instead, you get a tiny cute kitten with a secret so dark, it would destroy the world if found out. You keep on wondering what the secret is, until you ask yourself too much, that your head explodes.

I wish I knew the kitten's secret.

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but a new rule is initiated, meaning if you knew the cats secret, you would die a slow and agonising death, with no chance of euthanasia.

[Timewarp]

the secret is that the cat can cause people to regenerate. I come back but only as a zombie, causing the whole world to become zombies except you and a band of heroes.

You try to survive "28 days later" style but unfortunly all your friends are killed off one by one. In the end your the sole survivor intill the zombies horriable rip you limb from limb. Just before you die you attempt to kill yourself

Only YOUR GUN HAS NO BULLETS
sucks to be you dinner!

I wish i know what raw assasain tasted like

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but you're jailed for cannibalism

I wish I had every picture, demo and video trailer in my Sonic Gems Collection Gallery/Museum.

[Timewarp]

granted but tom nook comes and sells it all to other people to pay off the rent you owe him. After calling him every name under the sun he kills you for being rude to the shop keeper

I wish i had a pet rock!

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but it's a sedimentary rock, and it crumbles and fossilizes you.

I wish I lived in a volcano with heat and burnproof armour.

[Timewarp]

unfortunly the sides of the volcano are not fireproof. The bottom of the sides brake away crushing you. You don't die but rather your left stuck there for at least 1,000 years before somebody find you as a fossil and puts you in a museam

HERE LIES A STUPID GIRL WHO THOUGHT SHE WAS FIREPROOF says the sign assuming that the people of the 3008 aren't that smart.

[CS Revolked]

Spear: *with glasses* TW didn't put a wish and so that breaks the contract, I am now permitted to chop of his limbs *throws glasses and gets chainsaw out from quills* IT'S CHOPPING TIIIMMMEEE!!!!!!!

I wish that I could control my imaginations creations.. and my rhyming.

[Timewarp]

i wish CS15 would not mourn spear's death
Thats what you get for attacking me

OH YEAH CORRUPTING
you lost control just as your imagination creates a weresnake which rips you apart.
SUCKS TO BE YOU!

[CS Revolked]

*You've just ruined SS*

Anyway

Spear is dead, and so, I go after TW for wasting money.

I wish that je serai riche

TRANSLATION: I WISH THAT I WAS RICH

[Timewarp]

unfortunly due to me not being able to translate what-ever it was you wished for, you get r searchie which is what people assume you asked for. Annoyed at being moved from her computer where she was playing TF2 to your room, r searchie tears you a new one and then attacks you some more.

I wish i was a yoshi!

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but you get an egg stuck up your thingydoodad, and you die, from not being able to squueze it out *This is the way my budgie died*

I wish that with contact with toxic waste, a hedgehog could gain black fur, red highlights, chaos powers, speech capabilities, an adept mind, the ability to be bipedal *walk on two legs* able to do all seven life proiccesses, and have all 5 senses, and have big eyes, a long nose, a muzzle, and quills in a nice fashion, be able to have hygiene capabilities, and be able to wear shoes and gloves, be able to have feelings, be able to communicate with humans, have blood red eyes, have super speed, and be very powerful, able to use Chaos Emeralds, and able to have financial purposes *mmeaning he can handle money*
and have the name Shadow, and, have your right hand just a bit stronger than your left hand.

[Timewarp]

granted but the pizza is made from a pizza palour FROM HELL! After eating it, you turn into a rabbid yoshi and eat everyone you know! YOU ARE THEN PUNISHED BY BEING THE REAL YOSHI IN WHICH YOU ARE CURSED TO HAVE MARIO RIDE YOUR BACK. FOREVER!!

I wish i had a hand grenade with print-flaps in my Near
(A near - Floating table that can contain any form of object real or made-up
Invincible to corrupting and making the user invincible to corupt unless one way is discovered in the mountains of I-MAWHINER)

[CS Revolked]

granted but you are sued for making an unoriginal word.

I wish my words

Plasmatic - something that uses plasma
crystallic - something that uses crystal
spedacular - something magnificent while running i.e. a cheetah could be spedacular while running.

would get into the common dictionary.