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Post by Tymki on Mar 24, 2008 13:20:54 GMT -5
Granted, but I do believe that there have been times where you haven't posted a wish and so the laser gun randomly explodes just as you're about to stop dr salvador from killing you with his chainsaw. And I hit you over the head with a bucket of ice cold ice.
I wish I had an angel for my moment of love (hehe, wishing song lyrics rock!) \m/ (>.<) \m/ ROCK ON!!!
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Post by Timewarp on Mar 24, 2008 16:03:21 GMT -5
granted but unfortunly the resurection glove grabs you face turning you into a 10 billion yr old lady. The angel (being the vampire angel) decides he hates you and kills himself. When he does tons of vampires, angel fans, american girls (including FM5) and adolf hitler attack you.
Your deemed a racist as people think you killed angel and spray rude remarks about you on your own house, even haunter who knew a vampire now hates you. Pyrotails is even hang for liking you still.
In the end you have nothing, as in the night the people who hate you. The real angel of love comes down and as you are now upset, it tells you "I HATE SADNESS, NOW I MUST KILL!" and the angel kills you. Turns out the angel was the angel of death.
I wish that i had a protective suit to protect me from assasain's wish corrupting powers
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Post by CS Revolked on Mar 25, 2008 4:22:01 GMT -5
You said Assassins wish corrupting powers.. I'm not Assassin so I corrupt your wish and you turn into a bottle of bleach that a child drinks and then the child dies!
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Post by Timewarp on Mar 25, 2008 4:55:58 GMT -5
granted but you fail to wish. The anti not wishing genie party attack and burn you.
I wish i had seen the movie psycho
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Post by Haunter 360 on Mar 25, 2008 17:17:20 GMT -5
Granted, but as you watch it, you eat a packet of sweets too loudly, and and an irritated fruit basket splatters your head with a 1/2 ton hammer. I wish for a big old monkeyman.
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Post by Timewarp on Mar 25, 2008 17:45:51 GMT -5
granted you and the moneyman become best friends.
As your friendship deepens you realise that we have evolved from monkeys by viewing your friend's change in behaviour acting more and more humans. You become a scentist following in the footsteps of other people who believed in evolution.
Unforuntly coming from a christian background the people you used to see in church now view you as a traitor. Seeing as your encouraging the idea that we come from monkeys and not God.
In a sense of irony. You and your monkeyman are both burned alive for encouraging the idea of evolution and the media too scared that they'll be next if they tell the truth make a fake broadcast saying that god created us and that haunter360 commited suicide having discovered he's theory was false.
Your forgotten and everyone remembers you as a looney. Your ghost continues to hunt your house stating other and other again "But i was right. . ."
I wish i had a new fan.
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Post by Haunter 360 on Mar 25, 2008 18:14:32 GMT -5
Granted. But it's a big fan, and you get your shoelaces caught in the turbines. Fortunately, you aren't wearing your shoes at the time, so you don't get sucked in and chewed up. Unfortunately, without wearing shoes, you have no protection as you accidentally step on a Spanish electric eel, and are fried. And then we have a Bullfight on your charred remains. And the Bull beats up Crystal Shadow. And Mystico the Chao slaughters the Bull with a samurai sword in cold vengeance. I was for the land to be covered in Fluffy-Wuffy-Puffy-Duffys. ( Random Person: Is uh... This guy on drugs? Seriously, he creeps me out)
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Post by Timewarp on Mar 26, 2008 2:42:58 GMT -5
Granted. But it's a big fan, and you get your shoelaces caught in the turbines. Fortunately, you aren't wearing your shoes at the time, so you don't get sucked in and chewed up. Unfortunately, without wearing shoes, you have no protection as you accidentally step on a Spanish electric eel, and are fried. And then we have a Bullfight on your charred remains. And the Bull beats up Crystal Shadow. And Mystico the Chao slaughters the Bull with a samurai sword in cold vengeance. I was for the land to be covered in Fluffy-Wuffy-Puffy-Duffys. ( Random Person: Is uh... This guy on drugs? Seriously, he creeps me out) unfortunly due to you not making any sense the land is instead covered in crack. Assuming it's FWPU's you sniff it and go high, you wounder into a classroom where safety dan happens to be teaching people about the safety of not taking drugs He says you and beats you to death to avoid the kids being set a bad example. You lay half dead on the floor intill your kicked out where a gang of talking marshmellows kill you for what you can assume they had no reason for doing i wish it rained chocolate
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Post by CS Revolked on Mar 26, 2008 11:27:56 GMT -5
granted, but it's acidic chocolate, pH1! meaning you are corroded!
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Post by Timewarp on Mar 26, 2008 14:54:06 GMT -5
granted but you are legally banned from the forum game for NEVER putting a wish
i wish that CS15 was back in the game
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Post by CS Revolked on Mar 26, 2008 16:09:10 GMT -5
granted.I nEver want to come back though.
I wish that I would stop having a cold, and I don't need to take Lemsip (that stuff is rank!)
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Post by Timewarp on Mar 26, 2008 16:28:06 GMT -5
granted a HOTD style chainsaw weidling zombie kills you. While your in heaven you complain stating that i didn't grant your wish intill saint paul remarks "Well now your in heaven, there's no such thing as disease here"
i wish my sims could have HOTD and resident evil coustoms
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Post by CS Revolked on Mar 26, 2008 16:32:17 GMT -5
granted but they start killing each other.
i wish i was a cat... a SUPER CAT!
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Post by Timewarp on Mar 26, 2008 16:55:36 GMT -5
granted your a zombie cat human
I wish i had HOTD 2&3 Return
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Post by Tymki on Mar 30, 2008 12:46:23 GMT -5
Granted, but you get sucked into the game. Because you aren't exactly fearless, or leon kennedy material, you're taken as the damsel in distress... About as useful as ashley graham was on re4.
I wish for a hyperactive cat who didn't dribble.
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