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Post by Timewarp on Mar 3, 2008 15:47:12 GMT -5
unfortunly in your case this is already true, you mum overwhelmed by the fact that the one day she gets, she's still your slave. Rises up and all the mum's take over england placing curfews and forcing you to do your homework, even inventing homework when you don't have any.
As a result haunter gets annoyed at you and pyrotails is randomly flushed down a toliet, with pyrotails now gone and haunter attacking you, you guilt ridden decide to flush yourself down the toliet and turn into a mutant killing everyone intill gun send you to the sun.
i wish pyrotails was turned into a marshmellow and that there was no way this could be corrupted so that i turned into a marshmellow.
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Post by Tymki on Mar 9, 2008 4:02:31 GMT -5
Unfortunately, you eat him and the police sentence you to death for maneating. You are sentenced to death by death ray, but the machine malfunctions and instead fires roses at you. SHARP thorned roses. You die in agony and Pyrotails randomly comes back and eats your gravestone.
A truly horrible death... *Shudders*
I wish for a packet of fresh... balloons covered in tartar sauce.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2008 17:33:40 GMT -5
but you think your supposed to eat them so you do and choke
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Post by Tymki on Mar 15, 2008 5:15:35 GMT -5
You forgot a wish, ts09.
I wish for a bucket of KFC... Cheese.
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Post by CS Revolked on Mar 16, 2008 12:57:17 GMT -5
You get what you wish for and then, you choke because when KFC cheese reacts with the saliva in your mouth (which is slightly alkaline) it puffs up in your throat, and peristalsis cannot force it down and therefore you end up choking, on puffed up alkali cheese I think..
I wish, I was a bar of soap
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Post by Tymki on Mar 18, 2008 15:48:40 GMT -5
Unfortunately, you are an unused bar of soap. A prawncracker with fried rice in her hair decides to cut you in half for an unknown reason and, thus, you die. Shadow speeds down a road, but you're right in the middle of that same road (or half of you is) and Shadow trips up on you fatally wounded from a broken neck and... Yes you've guessed it, he's rescued by that woman on the Gaviscon adverts who stops his wound from being fatal and instead... Eats him.
I wish for a qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm bar.
Lol.
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Post by CS Revolked on Mar 18, 2008 16:19:49 GMT -5
The qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm doesn't like the fact he's a jumble of words and decides to revolt with his other qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm friends. You die in the process from trampling.
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Post by Tymki on Mar 18, 2008 18:10:34 GMT -5
Granted, but you didn't do a wish, so I hit you over the head with a flexi ruler.
I wish for a computer speaker.
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Post by Timewarp on Mar 20, 2008 6:16:42 GMT -5
granted unfrotunly it's the voice of the head nightfollower from the torchwood episode "from out of the rain" and he scares you to death. Then he comes out and sucks the mostaire from your sister, your parents and haunter 360. Due to the face that haunter is already dead the man goes nuts and explodes which causes all the world's richest to end up in my home. I end up a billion and your sucked into a poltergust by luigi who is fooled into thinking your a boo by the actually evil Professer Elvin Gadd
i wish i was a nazo-guy with shotguns in my hair
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Post by CS Revolked on Mar 21, 2008 4:45:56 GMT -5
Then the real Nazo comes in and sues you for copyright. In the end you have no money, and you trigger the shotguns in your hair and die.
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Post by Timewarp on Mar 21, 2008 5:07:26 GMT -5
granted but you forgot to make a wish and the fairy assasain (otherwise known as assasain) comes in and turns you into a real fox, you scream "I'MA REAL FOX!" and a bunch of rabid weresnakes rip you apeart. As you did not know that the common fox is the dinner of the north-american fly swatting albino weresnake.
I WISH I HAD A CHOATIC POWER THAT COULD CHANGE SPECIES TYPE!
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Post by CS Revolked on Mar 21, 2008 5:18:41 GMT -5
Granted, it is put in Space Shock, and then you catch the influenza and you turn into a bacterium
I wish that Blaze Searchie and Haunter would post
(This is a joke wish)
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Post by Timewarp on Mar 21, 2008 5:30:32 GMT -5
granted they post to till you that they hate space shock and are quitting the rpg
i wish i had a protective bubble with infinite air till CS15 calms down about me corrupting her last wish
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Post by CS Revolked on Mar 21, 2008 6:19:49 GMT -5
Granted, but he then realises that I am not even angry at what he said. He stays in the bubble for eternity because well I wasn't angry in teh first place so I can't come out of being angry.
I wish that I had pandemonium
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Post by Timewarp on Mar 21, 2008 7:14:28 GMT -5
granted but i don't know what the heck that is so instead you got a 90th centery old prospecter with a huge stick of TNT.
i wish i had a special laser gun to kill people who didn't put wishes
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