Corrupt a Wish

[Haunter 360]

Tricky.


Firstly, before I begin, let me explain that your anti-corruption wish is ineffective in this game, as this DOES answer your wish, not corrupt it. The problem is just the long-term-reprecussions you are about to suffer, and random events brought about by those around you.
Now then...

Granted, but unfortunately as soon as you accumulated all this wealth, a gay masochist Ganondorf wanted to make you happy, and so, wished that the world would explode in a big firey ball (He was unaware that you couldn't feel pain) through this, your entire wealth, your entire family, your friends, your possessions, your kingdom, EVERYTHING was destroyed, except for you.
Thus, you are sent flying through space, butt-naked due to your clothes burning off, with only tyour unbreakable washing machine from company. Eventually, after millions upon billions upon trillions of years, you land on a planet very much similar to the jungles of South America in the times of the Mayans.
It is called the planet Orth, and is populated by pearly-coloured human-like aliens who are generally a little primitive.
Seeing you and your washing machine, they are awestruck, and immediately make the washing machine their new God, and you, its personal butt-naked servant. Unable to fight against them because of their superior strength, numbers, and the fact that your Sonic Blaster, Sonic Screwdriver and money was vaporised in the destruction of Earth, you are powerless to stop the people of Orth, as they use their mind control to brainwash you into being a loyal servant and worshipper of the washing machine.

As such, you spend your remaining existence making the Orthian people a great and prosperous race, the (Slightly thick) masters of the universe. As a reward, they give you clothes and un-mind control you, returning you to your senses, and giving you a relatively pretty Orthian wife. Unfortunately, Time Lords are not fully immortal - They have limited regenerations (As stated in Doctor Who), and this is your last one, the other having all been withered away by old age. Fortunately for you, I think I've treated you so badly, you deserve a break after that admirable attempt to cheat the system, so you get to live a good long life with your wife, have a couple of hybrid babies, and die of old age, passing into legend amongst the people of Orth.
Aww.





... Anyhow, after that, I wish for a nice cool glass of lemonade.

[Timewarp]

unfortunly the masochristic gannondorf having been so nice to me and CS15 decides he'll make the lemonade, as you drink it he happily annoces that he place hydrochloric acid in the lemonade for you and you innards are slowly burnt inside out.

POOR YOU!



i wish that i had everything from my last wish plus

- IMORTALITY
- invinablity to being mind controlled
- ANTI-GRAVITY POWERS
- the powers of all the choatic powers (except demonic and darkness)
- MEW!
- everything else i had to be indestructable
- yoshi like skin!
- to be a half protonic/timelord hybrid!!

[Haunter 360]

(Timewarp, you're making the game boring by trying to cheat the system. You aren't Neo, please stop)

Granted. Unfortunately, though the person granting your wish gave you all of this, they believed that you were overwishing and being a little greedy. As such, they gave you immortality... Through the cycle of reincarnation. Thus, you achieved all of the world's riches, every person as a loyal servant, and total control of the Earth... For roughly 5 seconds before suffering a chronic heart attack and dying, passing everything on to your brother.

You reincarnated, and became a tree, where you learnt to enjoy the simple things in life and despise the busy and heart-aching ways of the woodpecker, before being cut down and cemented over in order to makle way for a parking lot which, ironically, was constructed by your family in dedication to the memory of the previous 'you'.

Reincarnating again, you became a caterpillar, filled with the joys of gluttony and aspirations to become a sexy butterfly, and score with all the hot butterfly girls. However, before you even grew very big, a wasp plucked you from your leafy perch, took you down its burrow, and fed you alive to its grubs. Nasty.

Reincarnating AGAIN, you become a Grogoslim on Orth, which is basically a blue duck. With tentacles. Living the life of an ordinary Grogoslim male, you ended up chronically anorexic in order to impress the highly-attractive female Grogoslims. However, upon being rejected on the grounds that 'you weren't her type', you became chronically depressed, and like all Grogoslim's, tried to eat until death of chronic indigestion. Unfortunately, roast obese Grogoslim is a common meal on Orth, and so an Orthian farmer put an end to your somewhat unfortunate life.

Reincarnating once more, you have become a GameBoy Advance, (Original version, not SP) manufactured recently in an attempt by Nintendo to get retro nerds to buy more of their stock... A very successful business move, as it turns out. You are bought, and experience, through the insertion of cartridges into your brain, the joys of adventure, as you experience Mario Advance, Yoshi's Island, the Pokemon series, Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap, Metroid Fusion, Warioland 4, and Mario&Luigi: Superstar Saga.
Tragically however, you are tossed aside when your owner gets a Nintendo DS and discovers the wonders of Brain Training and Animal Crossing: WW. Left is the dust, you cry to yourself in memory of the fun times you once had with your owner, withstand a barrage of insults from the DS, which was placed on top of you, before eventually snapping, and, wobbling yourself forward through sheer force of will, falling off the shelf you were placed on, taking the DS with you, both of you smashing on the floor, in a heroic attempt to rid the world of another DS.


At this point, the wish-granter gets bored, and lets you die permanently.
No more reincarnations.

... Well, actually, those were only like, the first four of the 17, 030, 784 reincarnations you went through.
Trust me - You don't wanna know all of them.


I wish for an actual glass of lemonade. My wish wasn't even granted last time in the slightest. I said I wanted a nice cool glass of lemonade, not for someone to make me one, I just want one! And since I last checked, lemonade is not made from acid.

[Timewarp]

granted unfortunly you make the horriable mistake of asking for ice. The ice climbers arrive and drop a gigantic icecube on you crushing you to death instantly, at your funeral everyone drinks lemonade while you as a ghost start shouting as i drink your glass, the one you were going to drink before dying.

i wish that i had a cinema installed in my house
(i wasen't trying to cheat the system, just leave the game open to some really complicated corrupting)

[CS Revolked]

Granted but you get claustrophobic coz everyone wants to go to your cinema, you get crushed!

[Timewarp]

granted but due to their being no wish your sucked into the twlight zone

i wish that hospitals were like the one in scrubs!

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but then you became teh main character of scrubs and are sucked into your TV!


I wish..... I HAD A PS3!

[Timewarp]

(that would rock though, i would knock J.D out the window, then everyone would wanna be my friend)

granted but due to your TV not being HD ready, the PS3 refuses to play on it saying it's not modern enough, you go after your TV when a random male crystal amy takes you out on a date

yes, your dated by your male doppleganger, then spear come and kills the both of you as he was in love with you and is angry that your going out with yourself technicly speaking.

[Tymki]

You did not do a wish, thus I pour a bucket of ice cold ice onto your head.

I wish for a bucket of ice cold ice and for people to be more creative with their wishes, HARNETTIAN.

[Timewarp]

unforutunly due to the fact that you yourself didn't come up with a very good wish the bucket of ice cold water is thrown at you. Pieces of ice go in your eyes and while your blinded you fall into a shredder followed by pyrotails who failed at saving you.

You both become ghosts and then luigi sucks you up with the poltergust turning you both into pictures and seperating you from each other, pyrotails' photo being placed in a giant vault

i wish for a funny monkey named joe!

[CS Revolked]

Shut up Assassin! Be more creative this.. be more creative that! I AM ON A CREATIVITY BLOCK!

I wish Assassin would shut up with the creativity, I'll wish for what I like.

[Timewarp]

granted but with my wish uncorrupted I OFFICAILY BEAT THE GAME, every other member then beats you to death with pitchforks

(And CS15, fox hunting is ilegal, they banned it some years back i think you'll find)

i wish that plumbers and hedeghogs were like sonic, shadow, mario and luigi

[Tymki]

I want to say something to the comment you made, Harnettian, but I'd probably get kicked out of the forum, so I'll just glare at the screen.
*Glares*
I'm not in a good mood, so try to avoid making me angry, okay? *Pulls out axe*

Granted, but the wish only works on 2 hedgehogs and 2 plumbers. The hedgehog who is Shadow becomes a vampire, and runs you over on a Harley Davidson... (I think those are motorbikes) He then invites Sonic, Mario and Luigi and they, like all vampires, suck your blood. Then vampire Mario, with blood dripping off of his moustache and his clothes re-dyed red...
BECOMES A SKATEBOARDER LIKE TONY HAWK!!! AND HE ALSO BECOMES AN EMO LIKE SHADOW!!!
The world is distraught at the new monstrocity and... Uh... Raises charity funds for the brave, daring, unbelievably stupid soldiers to fight... To run away!

I wish that I could finish posting so that I can go to the toilet.
I also wish for a tall glass of melonade and 147 fluffy puff marshmallows.

[Timewarp]

granted, unfortunly the melonade is warm and is therefore hardly a melonade at all. At the same time marshie the evil mascot of fluffy puff marshmellows comes and laughs attracting homestar runner characters. Unfortunely due to the face that Strong bad, homestar and the other HSR characters being busy the only one who can come being the infamous homsar comes

and then talks to you exclaming "daaaaaa, when can we watch the jeffersons?" over and over again, you kill yourself and then a masochrisitic gannodorf dances on your dead body before grabbing homsar and jumping off a cliff on your dead body while homsar comments
"Daaaaaaaa, your a real state trooper"

i wish that i had an RV.
and didn't know any moron by the name JD

[Tymki]

Unfortunately, I don't actually know whatever the heck an RV is, so you get a bob-omb, instead.

Before the bob-omb explodes, your 2nd wish is granted and you suddenly get amnesia. Unfortunately, now you don't know what a bob-omb is anymore, so you don't realise that you have to throw it away quickly before it, and you, explode.
You both explode as a result.

I wish that on Mothers Day your Mothers become your slaves for the day.