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Post by Timewarp on Feb 14, 2008 16:00:12 GMT -5
granted, unfortunly you don't notice that the flowers that are in you hair are piranan plant seeds, you go outside and when you do it starts to rain. Your hair makes for the perfect place for piranah plants to breed and during your show, it devours ALL of your screaming fans. With all of you fans gone, you lost all of your money and then become POOR!
You try and use weed killer but unfortunly this makes all your hair fall out and the piranah plant instead of dying turns into a peter piranah like creature (later becoming this)
haunter hating peter piranah grabs he's wiimote and beat you to death with it!
I WISH I HAD PRECOGNITON!
(just to test if people know what this is
TRUE HEROES FANS SHOULD KNOW)
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Post by CS Revolked on Feb 14, 2008 16:15:33 GMT -5
You die via the precognition.
I WISH I WAS A PRAWN CRACKER WITH FRIED RICE IN MY HAIR!
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Post by Timewarp on Feb 14, 2008 16:30:20 GMT -5
granted, the world's rice lovers eat your rice intill they accidentially scalp you, your brains are now showing, hence being a prawn, you get eaten.
(Precognition is being able to see the future)
i wish i had clairvoyance (it is a power!)
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Post by Haunter 360 on Feb 14, 2008 17:02:43 GMT -5
(Grr, fan fictions. They're NEVER accurate. Oh, and that wish was funny CS! Heh, prawn crackers...) Unfortunately, on recieving clairvoyance, you accidentally contact Haunter 360, who refuses to cut contact with you, and thus, you spend the next five years being talked to constantly by a pizza-obsessed spriter ghost, until you go insane, shoot your ex-psychiatrist with a pistol, and then blow your brains out. I wish I had yersinia pestis.  |
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Post by Timewarp on Feb 14, 2008 17:14:00 GMT -5
granted but due to the fact that i have no idea what this is, you get delievered a post-card saying "yersinia pests, HA NOW YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS BAD LUCK!" in the 10 seconds your run over by a car and then 2-D hits you with he's guitar before deicding that he wants to quit gorillaz to become a rapper.
i wish that i had THE POWER TO MAKE BROWINES! OUT OF ANYTHING!
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Post by Haunter 360 on Feb 14, 2008 17:28:14 GMT -5
Woah, that's one awesome power! Seriously, HEROES has NOTHING on you! Sylar stands no chance... Since... You could just tun him into a brownie. Anyhow, granted, but unfortunately, your power is so massive, you can't control it, like Peter on the series finale of HEROES, and you turn New York into a giant brownie, leading to persecution of all people with food-related powers/occupations... Starting with Jamie Oliver. Meh, it's not all bad then. I wish I had a bright shiny penny. |
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Post by Timewarp on Feb 15, 2008 5:06:52 GMT -5
unfortunly you drop it, it's so shiny that a BILLION people came pretending they were the one to drop the penny, you try to escape but in the mad rush your kicked down the canel where you might sylar who out of boredom and nothing really to do for the time being
KILLS YOU!
i wish i had TIME AND SPACE MANIPULATION! COS BRAWL'S TAKING TOO LONG! AND I WANNA A-NOTHER BROWINE!
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Post by CS Revolked on Feb 15, 2008 15:21:11 GMT -5
Granted but the brownie chews your leg off.]
I hate Jamie Oliver. (I wish he'd stop being a TV chef and telling everyone what to eat. )
He's annoying "Eat this Eat that" 8CS sneaks into bush with shotgun, evil grin and then sets the gun up. Jamie Oliver collapses.* "YEAH THATS WHAT YA GET!" *foxtrots away*
(The bit in brackets is my wish.)
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Post by Timewarp on Feb 15, 2008 15:40:16 GMT -5
granted, unfortunly this is because jamie oliver has lost it. He goes round with an AK-47 Gunning down fat people exclaming "YOU LIVE, YOU DIE!" People blame you for making the wish and so they take you away and plop you on an island where you and a bunch of people are hunted down by MR BLOBBY.
i wish i had the power of brick-throwing-a-tude
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2008 1:05:33 GMT -5
Granted, but due to a misunderstanding of the wish, you are now just a brick.
I wish my Gamecube would morph into a Wii.
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Post by Timewarp on Feb 17, 2008 5:11:48 GMT -5
granted but unfortunly it misunderstands your wish as well and turns into an Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). Every single nintendo fanatic attempt to buy it off you and then in the mad rush you fall into a mixer of cerment from your bedroom window and you are drowned in a vat of cerment,
the builders later recover your body and use it as a statue not knowing there's a dead body inside.
I wish that i was luigi!
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Post by CS Revolked on Feb 17, 2008 5:47:02 GMT -5
Granted but you act like a retard in SSBM with crap moves
I wish I had a swinging pole top. I WISH I COULD GO ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW!
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Post by Timewarp on Feb 17, 2008 6:30:19 GMT -5
Wish Number One: You get a swinging pole but infortunly legion and phonix decide they want to have a go, they swing it so fast your sent into a giant shredder and your ripped apeart and sold as pork chops
Wish Number Two: unfortunly the jerry springer show put you on "My daughter is a shadow obsessesed maniac" and your completly humilated in front of the whole of TLCR by your own mum.
THE SHAME!
i wish i had a giant car. i wish i had the power to kill by thinking about it. i wish i could burn cigrettes with my hand and i wish i HAD FLYING POWERS!
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Post by Haunter 360 on Feb 17, 2008 7:41:36 GMT -5
Granted, but the car was only giant compared to a microscopic single-celled organism, thus it was a toy car only an inch in length, your power to kill by thinking utterly fell into uselessness when a badly-organised lobotomy resulted in your brain being taken out and used to clean George Bush's... Uh, shoes, your power to burn cigarettes resulted in lung cancer, heart disease and death, and with the powers of flight, your corpse flew out of your funeral and over private property, where is was mistaken by an upper class twit for a pheasant and shot down with a homing missile, before being served in a TLCR banquet. Mmm. Roast timelord. THAT'S the real reason why there's so few of them left. They're finger lickin' good!I wish for jam. |
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Post by Timewarp on Feb 17, 2008 11:37:57 GMT -5
YOU SWINE!
GET AWAY FROM MY BURNT REGENERATING BODY!
granted but jam loving daleks kill you and your family and all your familes family and so on intill the haunter family tree is completly burnt down.
i wish for infinity wishes then i wish. . .
- i had a washing machine that didn't break
- A PS3
- billions of pounds of money
- that people would stop calling me a timelord
- i wish i was a timelord (Come on, don't say that wouldn't rock. Having imortal life LIVING FOREVER!)
- A TARDIS!
- SONIC BLASTER AND SONIC SCREDRIVER
- that i could never get hurt
- nothing could hurt me
- no loopholes that result in me dying or wishing that i could die
- diplomatic ammunity
- 3 150% loyal friends (WAIT, I ALREADY GOT THAT ONE!)
- SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL
- this to be a uncorruptable wish!
- no making me wish i could die
- everything liking me in a good and nice way
- NO GLOBAL WARMING
- that i was the preisdent of the world!
HA, TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE!
i'm not trying to annoy people just that if you can find a loophole then yeah YOUR AWESOME!
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