Corrupt a Wish

[Timewarp]

granted, but unfortunly the animal you turn into is being hunted by poochers, they mistake you for the animal and skin you alive

i wish that sonic and mario would become friends!

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but they become MORE THAN FRIENDS!

I wish that Shadow would fall into the sky!

[Timewarp]

(DISTURBING, IMAGINING SONRIO BABIES! Or maronic!)

sorio: It's a me sonrio the plumber hedgehog!


granted but gannondwarf wanted link so they could have a duel so he sends shadow back down tied to a brick and he's choas control disabled using a pokemon move, your favourite hedgehog comes down and due to your love of shadow

in a split second decision you run to catch him only to be crushed dead by him, shadow brushes himself off thinking you as you slowly die. . .

i wish i had a game where mario beats up sonic
(In real life, LAWSUIT!)

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but my furries ran after u

I wish that everyone would stop ganging up on poor Sonic. *comforts Sonic*

[Deleted]

Granted, they gang up on YOU instead.

I wish I had a fire flower

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but you burn yourself, making your flesh peel off in an unimaginable way!

I wish... for a lamp!

[Timewarp]

granted, a genie come out but instead of granting your every wish he runs away, soon he unleases every genie and they take over ganging up on you and deciding that since you were the person that freed their leader they should reward you

unfortunly the genie's are EXTREMELY masochristic and burn you keeping everyone alive as they think it's bad to be alive, they then tie you to the leader who jumps off a cliff while you still burning!

I WISH, I WISH I COULD INFLUENCE PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS

TW: Give me a distinction, media studies teacher, you know you want too!

[Deleted]

Granted, but you influence their thoughts.... TO KILL!! And out of irony, they kill you first.

I wish my Gamecube would evolve into a Wii like a pokemon!

[Timewarp]

granted but i press B on my DS canceling the evolution, so you gamecube kills you so it can Lv up again.

i wish THEY RELEASED NEXT-GEN SONIC 1!

[Deleted]

Granted: It's terrible.

I wish I could fly around space collecting stars to rescue a princess of some description

[Timewarp]

unfortunyly it's gannondorf who's now turned gay and tells you he knows the perfect way to reward you grabbing you and pulling you into he's bedroom,

then tieing a stick of TNT to you, turns out he's also masochristic.


I WISH I HAD A MONKEY NAME JO-JO!

[Tymki]

(Haunter again - WHY CAN'T I SIGN IN?!?!?!)



Granted, but due to an unforseen shortage of peanuts, bananas and uh... Foxes, poor little Jo-Jo is forced into starvation, growing stick-thin due to malnutrition, until his teeny-tiny legs snap off, unable to carry his own body weight, rendering him crippled for life. Eventually, he discovers a poster asking for circus performers, which paid in peanuts, bananas AND foxes. Overjoyed, Jo-Jo eagerly signed up, before being given the part of human monkey cannonball act. However, he realised only too late that the reason all performers, even the human ones, were being paid in peanuts, bananas and foxes, was because the Ringleader was insane - A fact he only uncovered after being placed in the cannon without a helmet. With a heart-breaking squeak, the unfortunate, stupid little monkey boy Jo-Jo was fired out of the cannon, missed the bundle of straw he was meant to land in, blasted out of the circus tent, and hurtled straight into you, blasting a hole through your chest, before splattering like any cannon-fired monkey would across a rocky outcrop. You on the other hand, aside from the massive hole in your chest, are perfectly fine - Until you see your deceased pet, and die of a broken heart.

... The Ballad of Jo-Jo.
*Sniffles*



I wish for a ton of bricks!




(Heh, nice corrupting of SonicMark's wish Timewarp!
Laughedy, a gay masochistic Ganondorf)

[Timewarp]

(yeah, IT WAS GOOD!)

You get your tons of bricks and not knowing what to do make a brick wall, unfortunly you didn't state how many bricks you wanted. The walls gets too big and it falls on you smashing you into the ground where you find the 2nd dimension, there is gannondorf, harry hitchcock and homsar who all precide to start talking. You deicde that you would rather die in a twist of irony, the only object there for you to kill yourself with is a brick.

i wish that i had THE POWER TO DESTORY HEROES FAN FICTION!

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but the fancfiction writers come after ya with pitchforks.


I wish that SATS was easy

[Tymki]

Granted, but the government decides that this is stupid, because SATS are supposed to be hard, so they come to your house and...
they give you a papercut. >GASP!<

I wish I was a punkrocker with flowers in my hair.