Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2006 17:30:52 GMT -5
for PSHE, we need to to make a small
commedy scech, so hears mine ^_^;
note: some of my, "lokes," may only be got by the brittish ^^
intro
*walks in, in dressing gouwn*
*stops all of a sudden and looks at the croud*
"who the hell are you!"
*wait for responce*
"Who!?"
"oh! shhhhh"-*run out*
act one
*walk out in propper cloaths this time*
"mornin"
"pets"
"ya know, why do we have them, what do they do for us? the most i got from my dog was a **** on my bed"
"no, dogs are fine, cats though, there evil, there like the mafia, ya know, you walk past them and they gives look at you as if to say 'yea, thats right, you come here and pur your eyes out!'"
"and you wake up with a birds head laying next to you, 'next time, it wont be the bird'"
"wasps are evil, they buzz around your head like 'bzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzz' and there imposible to hit! you fling around make your self look like a idiot, no tell a lie i got one once, hit it in the head with a candle stick, it layed there twitching, and then my conscience kicked in so i flicked out the back door, wish i didnt, now the little b****** as a nest in my roof"
"whats with the youths of britten to day, there dimmer than a candle with no match, once i was walking my 3 dogs, yes, 3... and one said to me 'oi mate do you like walking your dogs' well i do so i replied 'yea' and of cores my dog had to go for a ****, so i had t pick it up, because im a good citisen (sniger)... any way, he said 'mate, it that your dinner' so at this i was pritty ****** off so i threw the **** bag at him, ten seconds later i was running down the streat draging my dogs behind me"
"thank you!"
commedy scech, so hears mine ^_^;
note: some of my, "lokes," may only be got by the brittish ^^
intro
*walks in, in dressing gouwn*
*stops all of a sudden and looks at the croud*
"who the hell are you!"
*wait for responce*
"Who!?"
"oh! shhhhh"-*run out*
act one
*walk out in propper cloaths this time*
"mornin"
"pets"
"ya know, why do we have them, what do they do for us? the most i got from my dog was a **** on my bed"
"no, dogs are fine, cats though, there evil, there like the mafia, ya know, you walk past them and they gives look at you as if to say 'yea, thats right, you come here and pur your eyes out!'"
"and you wake up with a birds head laying next to you, 'next time, it wont be the bird'"
"wasps are evil, they buzz around your head like 'bzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzz' and there imposible to hit! you fling around make your self look like a idiot, no tell a lie i got one once, hit it in the head with a candle stick, it layed there twitching, and then my conscience kicked in so i flicked out the back door, wish i didnt, now the little b****** as a nest in my roof"
"whats with the youths of britten to day, there dimmer than a candle with no match, once i was walking my 3 dogs, yes, 3... and one said to me 'oi mate do you like walking your dogs' well i do so i replied 'yea' and of cores my dog had to go for a ****, so i had t pick it up, because im a good citisen (sniger)... any way, he said 'mate, it that your dinner' so at this i was pritty ****** off so i threw the **** bag at him, ten seconds later i was running down the streat draging my dogs behind me"
"thank you!"