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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2010 7:36:44 GMT -5
The hospital. Those baby seals may still be saved....with intense surgery.
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Post by Haunter 360 on Oct 25, 2010 15:13:21 GMT -5
(Aww, don't be disheartened CS - Just remember to only ask once, lest the HAUNTéMON narrator get all cheesed off and call you a mortal fool)
Entering the hospital, MASH notices that there's a bunch of people everywhere, a computer in the corner, and a relatively-hot woman behind the counter.
... Naturally he makes a beeline toward the counter.
Hot Nurse: Welcome to our HAUNTéMON CENTER! We heal your HAUNTéMON back to perfect health, and if dead, we replace them with cheap imitations! Shall we heal your HAUNTéMON?
After being sprayed in the eyes with MACE for a decidedly sexist remark, MASH agreed, for some reason submitting TREE's PACKAGE alongside his WALLSLANDER.
After ten minutes of clubbing the screaming bodiless heads of baby seals back into the depths of eternal rest, MASH shuddered, taking back his WALLSLANDER from the blood-splattered (But still hot) nurse.
Hot Nurse: Thank you! Your HAUNTéMON is fighting fit! Of course, the same can't said for those severed baby seal heads - You'd better get rid of them as soon as you can.
She then bowed her head, once again reminding us that this game was developed in JAPAN.
Hot Nurse: We hope to see you again.
Ignoring all the other snot-nosed imbeciles in the hospital, MASH exited, to once again begin his adventure. Dude, we haven't even caught ONE HAUNTéMON yet...
Where to next?
- Let's run around talking to the locals!
- Let's back to the HAUNTé CENTER!
- To the HAUNTéMART!
- Let's carry on going North!
- There's a Western path! West is the way!
- Let's go South, to MALLET TOWN!
- Let's check out that huge circus tent in the distance!
- Let's stab ourselves repeatedly!
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Post by FlameMaster5 on Oct 25, 2010 17:50:49 GMT -5
Haha, back to Mallet Town for special delivery. ^^
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Post by CS Revolked on Oct 26, 2010 12:13:58 GMT -5
I wasn't being anything. I was just stating mah friend Haunterino!
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Post by Tymki on Oct 26, 2010 17:44:38 GMT -5
Back to mallet town we gooo!
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Post by CS Revolked on Oct 26, 2010 18:19:36 GMT -5
Yay! Mallet town! Can we toss the caber while we're there?
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Post by Tymki on Oct 27, 2010 15:00:51 GMT -5
of course!
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Post by CS Revolked on Oct 30, 2010 9:07:13 GMT -5
Ok Haunter. Continue please.
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Post by Haunter 360 on Oct 30, 2010 17:06:25 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2010 12:55:03 GMT -5
XD, did the game crash?
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Post by FlameMaster5 on Nov 1, 2010 13:12:46 GMT -5
*beats the GameToy Advance*
PLAY MY HAUNTEMON GAME, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!
lol ^^
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Post by CS Revolked on Nov 1, 2010 13:20:10 GMT -5
FM5! What a-
What an outburst! I've never seen this side of you. I-I'm kinda scared! *huddles in a dark corner*
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Post by FlameMaster5 on Nov 1, 2010 17:33:35 GMT -5
I was talking to the GameToy Advance. XD
Yeah... You shouldn't seen me when my Pokemon Gold stopped working for NO reason.
That wasn't pretty.
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Post by CS Revolked on Nov 2, 2010 16:55:50 GMT -5
*huddles deeper into the dark corner* Don't hurt me. I'm innocent!
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Post by Haunter 360 on Nov 2, 2010 17:15:22 GMT -5
No one is innocent in the world of HAUNTéMON.
NO ONE.
Heading back down toward MALLET TOWN, MASH noticed that the path split in two.
On his right was the short cut back to MALLET TOWN.
On the left, the long, thistle-filled trek he had taken to get here.
Which way?
- Let's go right, down the short-cut!
- Let's go left, because I want to drag this out longer than mecessary.
- Let's go to space and DIE.
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