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Post by Haunter 360 on Oct 21, 2010 16:34:06 GMT -5
Sorry, ain't taking requests - All 151 original Hauntémon were named by GAME GEEK.
Changing their names (Outside of nicknames) could result in legal action.
Now, stay tuned for the next exciting installment of Hauntémon, which might be tomorrow.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2010 8:19:32 GMT -5
Squidgey -> Squidgeotto -> Squidgealot....
Quite funny.
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Post by CS Revolked on Oct 22, 2010 8:19:59 GMT -5
Ideas that I put in the actual Hauntemon thread.
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Post by Haunter 360 on Oct 22, 2010 14:36:34 GMT -5
(By the way, don't get me wrong, I appreciate all the suggestions, and Squidgey would be a good name for Pidgey's parody.
Buuuuuut unfortunately, I have already got one, and typed up a Hauntédex entry for it, so yeah)
WALLSLANDER used PUSH!
WALLSLANDER pushed Wild... RAT-THING to the ground!
It's super effective!
RAT-THING has chipped a tooth, and started CRYING.
Wild RAT-THING is CRYING!
Wild RAT-THING uses HIT WITH HEAD!
What will you do?
HP - 19/22
FIGHT
- Push
- Mock
HTMN
ITEM
- Lotion
RUN AWAY LIKE A SISSY LITTLE GIRL
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Post by FlameMaster5 on Oct 22, 2010 15:11:25 GMT -5
Too bad we don't have any Haunteballs yet...
SO...
PUSH!! ^^
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Post by CS Revolked on Oct 22, 2010 16:02:28 GMT -5
Push it! Then shake it like a polaroid picture!
And that's fine Haunter. We like making suggestions.
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Post by Haunter 360 on Oct 23, 2010 7:44:19 GMT -5
WALLSLANDER used PUSH!
WALLSLANDER pushes wild RAT-THING to the ground!
Critical hit!
It's super effective!
Wild RATGUY is lying injured on the ground!
WALLSLANDER is kicking wild RATGUY in!
Wild RATGUY is in a coma!
WALLSLANDER gained 15 EXP. Points!
Having totally beaten up a defenceless small mammal, MASH continues on his epic quest, on the way blundering into a shady-looking guy standing in the bushes.
Shady NPC: See those cliffs along the road? It's a bit scary, but you can jump from them. You can put an end to your meaningless existence quicker that way.
Edging away from said creepy NPC, our protagonist continued onward. Again.
Eventually, after trekking through thorney, stinging-nettle-filled terrain, MASH wanders into an unfamilar location... A brand new city... The famous MERIDIAN CITY, the Eternally Somewhere-Between-North-and-South Paradise.
... Well, okay, it's barely a village really, but there's way more houses here than in MALLET TOWN.
So, where will MASH go first?
- Let's run around talking to the locals!
- Let's check out that weird hospital place!
- Let's check out that random shop!
- Let's carry on going North!
- There's a Western path! Let's go West! WESSSSSSSSST!
- Let's check out that huge circus tent in the distance!
- Let's commit ritual suicide!
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Post by CS Revolked on Oct 24, 2010 5:20:16 GMT -5
Go into the random shop.
And you said enemy squirpedo then you changed to ratatatata...
So yeah, check the shop!
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Post by Haunter 360 on Oct 24, 2010 9:20:47 GMT -5
(Whoops, my mistake - Rectified and posting again at some point)
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Post by CS Revolked on Oct 24, 2010 11:44:41 GMT -5
Ok. But remember that I said we were going into the shop.
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Post by Tymki on Oct 24, 2010 15:23:55 GMT -5
Commit ritual suicide and end your meaningless existence, MASH!
No 150 Hauntemon for YOU! Not even six!
MWAHAHAHAAA!!1
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Post by CS Revolked on Oct 25, 2010 6:52:31 GMT -5
No because I already said we were going in the shop Tymki =P
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2010 7:03:34 GMT -5
If suicide is available next time go for suicide.
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Post by Haunter 360 on Oct 25, 2010 7:11:01 GMT -5
Hey - Don't nag the narrator, mortal fool.
Telling me what to do once is sufficient.
I have a good mind to ignore your request now and choose the next one down, but since that would be a stupid idea, since the second request was made by a STUPID person, we'll go with yours.
Stepping into the store, MASH frowned, instantly hating the sight of all the people inside. The shelves were filled with tons of HAUNTéMON stuff, and currently inaccessable items. However, to his surprise, the cashier spoke up, addressing him.
Cashier NPC: Hey! You came from MALLET TOWN?
Nodding, MASH looked around nervously, hoping that this wasn't a sting operation.
Cashier NPC: You know PROF. TREE, right? His order of baby seal heads came in. Will you take it to him? The guy's so creepy, no one in this city wants anything to do with him. Besides, MALLET TOWN's some kinda rehabilitation facility for deranged criminals and psychopaths, so... We don't want to get knifed or raped either.
MASH got TREE's PACKAGE!
... lol.
Cashier NPC: Okay! Say hi to PROF. TREE for me! Also, tell him that the cops are closing in on our whole operation, and we're gonna need to find better ways to smuggle drugs out of CINNAMON ISLAND.
Randomly as he left, two NPCs started talking to each other. At least, he assumed they were talking to each other, since he'd never met them before in his life.
NPC 1: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... The LOTIONs are sold out! How will I pass my exams without LOTION?
NPC 2: This shop sells many ANTIBODYs, vital for survival in the oncoming ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. I'm stockpiling them.
Ignoring the weirdos, MASH headed back into the city.
Where to next?
- Let's run around talking to the locals!
- Let's check out that weird hospital place!
- Let's go back into the HAUNTéMART!
- Let's carry on going North!
- There's a Western path! Let's go West! WESSSSSSSSST!
- Let's go South, to MALLET TOWN!
- Let's check out that huge circus tent in the distance!
- Let's put a revolver to our head and pull the trigger!
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Post by CS Revolked on Oct 25, 2010 7:13:36 GMT -5
Sorry Haunter. I'm not gonna post a suggestion. Let everyone else have a turn. As long as the story doesn't end with ritual suicide I don't care.
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