Story

[CS Revolked]

Then Assassin found out that I am the Chosen one of my imaginary place. Where I was born, and it orbits my planet.

That much I will tell you.

[Timewarp]

timewarp picked up crystalamy and gave her 2 choatic powers then let her kill everyone else,
unfortunely for everyone else timewarp can regenerate so he just come back to life

(i wonder what timewarp first and second form would be?)

[CS Revolked]

lik i know. c.a then used hastega and thundaga on tw.

[Timewarp]

who then regenerated and laughed at CS15!

[CS Revolked]

Then I used Slowga on TW which sowed him down and then I used Flare to burn TW.

[Timewarp]

timewarp then used flail on CS15

[CS Revolked]

Thne I used SuperPower on TW.

[Timewarp]

timewarp wasen't affected by CS's attack and then he procedded to tickle her to death


BEWARE THE TICKLE OF DEATH!

[Haunter 360]

Suddenly, a wizard resembling an orange ghost with freaky blue eyes entered wearing a long white beard, munching on popcorn.
His name... Was Hauntdalf.
A name which caused Komment to insult Haunter's imagination.
"Y'know... In my day, before the forging of the great pies (Page 5) we didn't have all these boring, partially-sensible Pokemon/drug-induced fights - We actually relied on our own insanity to guide us nowhere..."
Randomly, the disembodied voice of a possibly ethereal being spoke, her voice echoing in the fair breeze.
"Yes, it sucks! The land has changed! I mean, I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I even freakin' smell it in the air! For what was once mad has been lost, for none now live who remember it..."
*Random wavy flashback*
"It began with the cheese-eating frog, now none as the first one. His legacy passed on for pages, until he was forgotten in the second world’s beginning, thanks to the previously enslaved races of pie. He found a pie, then was imprisoned in a pie, then escaped the pie with help of Miss S. Berry, a being who vanished shortly after. The frog then met the ghoul, the first undead being to enter our world (Which was unusual due to there not actually being anyone else to live before the two pre-mentioned characters, but oh well). The frog made the first great alliance with the ghoul, uniting the frog and the undead, an alliance he would later take into physical form. The three beings, the frog, Miss S. Berry and the ghoul made the first of our reality-twisted kind… For they were all of them deceived. For another being had formed."
*Cue tense, dramatic music*
"Amongst these people, in the same room as the frog and the ghoul, a previous employee of S. Berry prepared itself, for its imminent attack upon the world. Into this being was poured the first cruelty, malice, and a will to dominate all life. One chicken to rule them all. One by one, people were killed off, starting with the ghoul. Back then… The world made no sense whatsoever. Now it’s nothing! YOU ALL RUINED IT!!!"
At this point, the disembodied voice went off to sulk.
Still munching popcorn, Hauntdalf paused, before pointing at Timewarp.
"I bet that Magikarp will win."

[Deleted]

Sonicmark rolled in with a tophat and busted some awesome nu-rave beats about eels, it's a mash-up! a pie and mash-up!

[Haunter 360]

Unfortunately for Sonicmark, his mash-up was considered rude and illegitimate, and it was bludgeoned to death by the Eel Mash-up Team.

Whenever you're in trouble, you can find...
The Eel Mash-up Team!
# Dun da da daa, da da dun, dee dun da da daa, dun da dee da da...

[CS Revolked]

Overdrive Crystal Amy mashed Haunter and stuck him in mashed potato.

[Haunter 360]

However... Overdrive Crystal Amy was unaware, that had just triggered the action...

THE EEL MASH-UP TEAM!!!
Haunter!
Moray E.!
Electric E.!
Congo E.!
Waddle Dee!

The Eel Mash-Up team promptly drove over Overdrive Crystal Amy's toes with a jeep, breaking her toes in several places.
With a roar, she teetered, before falling on her back.
Tragically, the Chaotic Powers didn't provide a way of getting up once she had fallen down, and so Crystal Amy spent the rest of her life on her back, wiggling her arms in the air to no avail.

AND SO THE EEL MASH-UP TEAM SAVE THE DAY AGAIN!
# Dun da da daa, da da dun, dee dun da da daa, dun da dee da da...

[CS Revolked]

Then I go to the Farplane. AND SPEAR COMES OUT!

[Timewarp]

but haunter was then attacked by THE NAZO HERO NAZI RANGERS

TIMEWARP
THE EXPERT LEADER IN BAGALS AND OTHER STUFF NO ONE GIVES A CRUD ABOUT

DERN
LEADING POKEMON TRANSLATOR AND CAFFINE MACHINE CACTURNE

VECTOR
STAYS RANDOM STUFF, WE MIGHT REPLACE HIM WITH HOMSAR!

SEC
THE KILLER DALEK WITH A LOVE OF CAFFINATED DOCTOR WHO!

AND

DEATHCAP... WHO is getting paid £500 billion pounds an episode

deathcap: i quit

Tw: YES!

both teams fought bravly, sec shot them, vector confused them, timewarp did something to do with time or what not and cacturne took TR's wobuffet out for a date

NAZI RANGERS RIGGIDY ROLL!

thats not what we normally. . .

WHATEVER IT'S RIGGIDY ROLL FROM NOW ON!

(yeah i know that last bit's something from cheat commandos)