Story

[Timewarp]

and jesus came and said to timewarp
"your sins are forgiven"
then he introduced the scripts to satan who comdemed them to burning in the pits of hell
where death then came to help them
back to reality cybersamus came back only she had turned PURE EVIL!!!!
she made a team of evil leaders including dark mario, mete-knight,dark kirby and dark pitt
with an army of evil soy souce soul sucking kfc chickens covered in the ink that made the scripts so evil and the windwhippers from knight rider
no-one could stop them as cyber-samus made the 5 leaders invinceable to everything!!!
even if they were on a planet when it blow up!!!!!

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(hey i'm dakr pitt)
Dark pit however did not wnat to be contorlled by cyber smaus and wanted to rule the universe. He looked through hsi arrows and foudn the *do not fire at dark samus becuase this is her only weakness" arrow which he ha dno idea hwo he ahd come across. He took aim and fired it a t dakr smaus. HSe let otu a screma nad then......aleovolent laughter.
"You fool i put it there becuase i knew yo uwoudl betray me it stole your powers nwo i destroy you." SHOUTED CYBER SAMUS. Dakr pitt thoguht for a moment then ran away to thinmk of a plan.

[Timewarp]

dark pit died though when dark samus came back with a girlegun
and turned pit into a girl, she then snapped it in half meanwhile dark mario crushed dark pit
who was now a girl and so she died. only haunter360 could save the world "what a pity he's dead" samus thought to herself but then she saw a box, a secret box, a secret red box. it had a number 5 on it "on no" dark samus said then noel edmund came "welcome to deal or no deal he said, you cannot open the box dark samus it's part of the game" dark samus was forced to open box after box and have noel coming far far too close but in the end she win....

1pence
so she killed him for wasting her time

metal samus,samus,light samus and dark samus had a big fight and they all died when the ?-?-?,rice pudding and evil scirpts came back to destroy them all

[thouhair34]

but they were obliterated in a fire and a walknig tree fell down a hole.

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and a dog did a backflip creatign a balckhole that obliterated th eunvierse except one grain of sand

[toadette101]

One soul surviving script laughed evilly as the people tried to throw him into the depths of hell. He was laminated and specially laminated-he was prone to the depths of hell.

He laughed evilly and vapourised the whole universe beforefalling backwards. The end.

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Or waz it???
(didn't even bother to read the story after the first two pages)
And then, a n00b woke up
"Ow, dat wuz a wird drem halol"
Then invisobill came in "Shut up n00b!!! I'll pwn u!!!'
"Y r we talkn lik dis?"
"IDK"

[Timewarp]

then the holy script came down and made everything and destroyed timewarp for mentioning jesus in a thread and then the light castle remix fall ontop of the lack of panthers and KILLED THEM ALL.....

later the laminated script killed cyber samus who was then eaten by an army of killer hotdogs!
timewarp come back and was devored by hotdogs A HORRIABLE FATE!....

[Tymki]

Long ago there was a Legend. It said that only lemmings jump off of cliffs. People ignored it and the wise true words came to be legend, which came to be myth, which seased to exist at all.

Until one day... The forgotten words were rewritten on the back of a dinausoar's hand, and the dinausoar sneezed, before eating grass again. The wise words were uttered among everybody until

[CS Revolked]

I walked in with a chainsaw and threatened to kill everyone and then went on a murederous rampage!

and then

[Tymki]

you were arrested by the script police for threatening to destroy the peace that the people had between themselves.

[CS Revolked]

then I broke free and killed everyone with cookies!

[Tymki]

but the scripts are laminated so it does not work, and they incinerate all of the cookies

[CS Revolked]

then I unlaminate them and then burn them with Pyro using a firey move lol

[Deleted]

then i turned into a giant monkey and ate everyone, except TLCR people.