Story

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den found another rabbit called fudge in a box!

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who was pink wiht purple spots he jumped abotu and then dreww a sword and made...........

[toadette101]

Very wierd noises. Namely farts.

[Haunter 360]

Tragically for this little bundle of joy, an old man wearing a duck-billed platypus on his head ran over, and threw a lit match at Fudge.
With supernova force, the rabbit exploded, and roast every shrimp within a 70-miles radius.
This rise in cooked crustacean proved disasterous, and sushi bars everywhere had to close down, resulting in a sharp increase of Japanese muggers on the streets.


Due to the lack of sanity, scholars began hurling themselves off of skyscrapers, only to land in a massive ocean of jam and custard, with the occasional iceberg of whipped cream.
This led to an unimaginable increase in rhinocerous indigestion, and penguins began migrating in their V-shaped flight pattern, to go to a mystic and mysterious island, shaped like a giant jeep, wearing no clothes.
The island had long been hidden in the icy ocean mists, by people who were too strict on censorship.


However, there was something about the island, which no one knew... A secret, so terrible, that...

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if anyone knew it they would die instantly ( a bit like instant coffeee!)

this secret was......

[Haunter 360]

... Secretive.
In all honesty, we do not really know the secret... Hence why it's a secret.
Duh.

However, somewhere on the jeep-shaped island, an orange pygmy marmoset busy eating an ice giraffe, (The latest product from WallsTM) when he noticed something.
There was a smelly old piece of T-shirt, leftover from the recent T-shirt scare of 2005, in which T-shirts randomly exploded, after seeing terrifying images of David Attenbrough, wearing a caterpillar around his knees, (From an issue of The Daily Mail). The pygmy marmoset then squeaked with joy, took hold of the scrap of T-shirt, and stuck it up his nose.
"There." He said.
"A nice new bogey-blanket!"

Little did the marmoset realise that in actual fact, this scrap of old T-shirt, was in actual fact a treasure map, leading to the incredibly unknown secret of the island.
And... In actual fact, nor did he care.
I mean, he's a pygmy marmoset. They don't care about much y'know...


However, elsewhere on the island, a randomly-placed polar bear was eating microchips, fresh from his computer.
Then, he choked and died, because he ate a Pentium 21 processor.

[glow=yellow,2,300]NEW PENTIUM 21 PROCESSOR!
GUARANTEED TO WORK ON ANY COMPUTER, AND GUARANTEED TO KILL POLAR BEARS!
BUY ONE TODAY!![/glow]

The polar bear's best friend, (A large pot of stew) then realised what the advert meant.
The Pentium Processors were after the polar bears!
If left to their own devices, (Intended pun) they would completely wipe out every polar bear in the world, thus meaning that the Artic would become a very lonely place...

The stew had to do something, and fast!!

* Dun dun daaaaa...

[Timewarp]

so the stew called on the a-team to help him destroy the evil microchips only they were working for the microchips and throw stew into a conviently placed lake. then just when stew thought he was safe jaws music started playing and a fin come out of the water luckely he was pulled out of the water, unluckly it was............... jaws who had learnt how to breathe and had grown legs. he turned and said to stew "stew, the spammersare the ones behinde the attack on the poler bears they created the evil microchip then he led an army of assictioed nintendo characters into war, stew fallowed hoping to safe the poor poler bears from the fate of his poor poler bear...........

[Haunter 360]

BUt then, decided that he couldn't be bothered.
After selling Jaws to a sushi bar over Ebay, he he left, to seek a prosperous life in the state of Texas.
Sadly, an escaped mental patient, wearing nothing but clothes, blew Texas away with a fan.

And just when it couldn't get any worse, the President of America was ravaged by 20 elephants disguised as custard pies, before being sold by the stew to an insect collector over Ebay (Even a true professional couldn't tell one spineless invertabrae from another).


The microchips and spammers were on the rise, and no one could stop them...


So, they got bored, then depressed, and sold themselves over Ebay, for no apparent reason.


... Dark times had fallen upon the people of the universe...

[Timewarp]

unfortunly the spammers were sent to semus who decided to use them as targets to pratice then all the clockwork driods came and removed semus's brain and uesed it power up their ship to do combat with the mental patient meanwhile a spammer was bust eating jaws when he sure a note pinned to it saying:
WARNING DEADLY IF CONSUMED
and he was imedatly devored by 1 billion mexican whopping ilams who crused all his friends while doing so only some of the spammers were turned into monsters by miss magpie's tvs of doom which went to washington dc to devour george bush who had been turned into a cyberman and electrcated them to death could stew defeat these evil what ever they are




MEANWHILE
simon cowel was looking at a very nice brick
while cybermen yobs were busy stealing,vandalising and mugging very very slowly
the only thing that could stop all of these things was...............

[Haunter 360]

A random jig!
The Cybermen Yobs then exploded, and the spammers and all their allies died, because they are lame villains.

But then, rising from the ashes of the dark demise, was an even greater evil, known only as...

?-?-? (Pronounced 'triple-question-mark')


And quite suddenly, he covered all the universe in the darkness, of black pudding.
People suffocated, rather than breathe in the foul stench, that was black pudding, but the void that was ?-?-?'s heart did not have a care, or the slightest hint of compassion.
And it laughed evilly.


Now that all was dominated by ?-?-? and its shadows of black pudding, who could save the day?!



... No one.
So, let's tell the story from a black puddings point of view!

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Hello, i am a black pudding. i'm sorry i smell so bad, but it's not my fault. I started off as a white pudding but then ?-?-? got a hold of me and turned me to the dark side. Now i have been multiplied and i am spreading all over the universe. I will rule!

I wonder.... if i rule, do i get my own tv show?

Well, i hope that they do not work out my one weakness......

RICE PUDDING!!!

[Timewarp]

oh no my secret it was reaveled it must have been this conviently placed television
, just then i was attacked by two billion insane custurd eating ninja monkeys who buried me in a truck of custurd me only choice was to find out the secret that kills you instantly

WILL THE BLACK PUDDING EVERY FIND OUT THE SECRET
WILL THE HAPPY POLER BEAR EVERY COME BACK INTO OUR STORY
AND WILL TIMEWARP LEARN TO STOP SPAMMING!
ALL WILL BE REAVELED

now
the war was on the way
one of the lame villians which only a lameo such as timewarp (which is me)
could come up with it was semus who has no BRAIN
the clockwork droids battled the ?-?-? but they were no good, the ?-?-? walked on as the last driods fell down beside the smashed up cybermen, but then an even greater evil come it was
HARRY HITCHCOCK!!! the ?-?-? went mad and was put in a mental home for insane question marks

[Haunter 360]

At this point, Timewarp was sued by me, because Harry Hitchcoc-k is my character. Grr...


Anyhow, ?-?-? then returned, after heavy treatment in the asylum, and covered the world in a second wave of black pudding.

What could be done?

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Then Haunter returned. He said:

"i cannot be stopped by you".

He was then proved wrong as he was swept away by a third wave of black pudding.

[Timewarp]

but timewarp used the money he had left in his bank account after being sued by haunter to buy an army of mad insane aliens covered in rice pudding the ?-?-? tried to resist but it was too late the rice pudding aliens pushed the ?-?-? into a lake of rice pudding where he drowned whith his last breath the ?-?-? screamed out "i put a curse on you haunter for not saving me!" haunter laughed at him but he didn't realise the ?-?-? pulling him on his leg haunter was pulled in and he drowned in a lake of rice pudding