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Post by Timewarp on Jan 25, 2008 15:12:36 GMT -5
GRANTED BUT THE MEDAL CRUSHES YOU
I WISH I HAD MY OWN SCHOOL!
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Post by CS Revolked on Jan 25, 2008 17:17:36 GMT -5
Granted the pupils egg ya.
I wish I had some eggs
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Post by Tymki on Jan 25, 2008 17:29:14 GMT -5
The eggs turn evil and run you over with a lorry.
I wish I could do all the cool stunts gymnasts can do.
(Don't do any real obvious ways of corrupting wishes... EXPLORE YOUR IMAGINATION!!!)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2008 5:19:49 GMT -5
Granted, but you mess up one of your stunts and break your arms. You then get horrifying news... Your arms must be amputated.
I wish I had automail like Edward Elric. A metal arm and a metal leg!
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Post by CS Revolked on Jan 26, 2008 5:42:03 GMT -5
Granted....... but you send it to the wrong person and guess what? The person who you acidentally sent it to hates you, goes round your house and then piledrives ya into the floor!
I wish that the earth was made of cheese and all the sea was orange juice.
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Post by Tymki on Jan 26, 2008 5:51:52 GMT -5
Granted, but unfortunately you drown... From the inside...
(hehe, goons show)
I wish that margarine was the same thing as butter, only softer.
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Post by Timewarp on Jan 26, 2008 9:07:32 GMT -5
granted but you eat margarine and get in trouble with a new law made up called the "No eating magarine when you have perfictly good butter" law, you get sent to death by catapult.
i wish that i could fly like FLYING MAN SWOOSH!
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Post by Tymki on Jan 26, 2008 13:11:19 GMT -5
You flew, only humans don't have bones made in the right shape, so after flying for about ten seconds you get splattered.
I wish I was Claire the cheerleader.
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Post by Timewarp on Jan 26, 2008 15:44:18 GMT -5
GRANTED BUT I'M SYLAR and as i'm far more intelligent and witfull then normal sylar you get killed in seconds PWNAGE DRAGON BALL Z STYLE!
(The joke is i'm nowhere near as smart as sylar proberly is)
I WISH I COULD FIND SHADOW SO I COULD TELL HIM TO STOP BEING SO FRICKEN EMO AND TO KILL SONIC
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Post by CS Revolked on Jan 26, 2008 17:14:29 GMT -5
Granted, but he then kills himself as he is nothing without being emo!
I wish that I lived in a mansion made of cushioned steel.
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Post by Timewarp on Jan 26, 2008 17:44:32 GMT -5
granted but it falls off a cliff into a river of sharks which eat you alive while you drown
I WISH I HAD A PLOT DEVICE!
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Post by Tymki on Jan 27, 2008 8:09:31 GMT -5
Unfortunately, you don't know what a plot device is, so you get sent a bowlful of rabid chinchillas.
I wish for a cute and cuddly dragon called Trogdor.
(do not put in the obvious problem. As before USE YOUR IMAGINATION!)
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Post by Timewarp on Jan 27, 2008 8:43:43 GMT -5
granted but Super Cool Strong bad cames and beats you to death with a chair for making a trogdor doll without he's permission
I WISH I HAD A "S IS FOR SUCKS DRAGON" MODEL
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Post by CS Revolked on Jan 27, 2008 10:26:22 GMT -5
(Assassin, people will put what they want ok?)
Granted but the model turns into a savage bear and eats you
I wish Assassin would stop making people put interesting things and would let them put what they want.
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Post by Timewarp on Jan 27, 2008 10:34:58 GMT -5
GRANTED but this not something assasain would be likely to do, it effects the time-space continuam and strange things start to happen, the world turns out to be a massive sims game that god has created, the holy rule of things is that assasain always makes people write interesing things on this thread and as it is broken, the game crashes.
before it can be fixed a cloud breaks from it's stance and crashes you.
I wish i was on a plane to universal studioes!
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