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Post by wtfitsnikki on Jan 22, 2008 3:32:25 GMT -5
granted but it shocks you to death
i wish i stop suiciding on tf2
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Post by CS Revolked on Jan 22, 2008 11:03:52 GMT -5
Granted, but you are murdered for eternity MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I iwsh I had a mallet so I could kill everyone and I wish that I had a seance table so I could really kill Haunter. And I wish everyone would realise that I was having a bit of fun but everyone had to take it so seriously!
I wish I was always angry, and scowling, coz I hate everyone. *Hugs Shadow "I don't hate you though" hugs Shadow tighter*
I WISH EVERYONE WOULD ACTUALLY KILL THEMSELVES COZ I FEEL REALLY ANGRY NOW COZ I FEEL THAT EVERYONE IS GANGING UP AGAINST ME COZ I DID SUCH A MINOR THING THAT EVERYONE TURNED INTO A SHOW AND HAUNTER SHOWED ME UP LITERALLY SAYING THAT I AM A SPOLIT LITTLE BRAT WHICH I AM NOT UGH YOU ARE ALL ANNOYING ME BUT I LIKE THIS GAME AND I REALLY WANT TO DO SOMETHING TO HUMILIATE ALL OF YOU!
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Post by Haunter 360 on Jan 22, 2008 15:18:02 GMT -5
Oooooookay... Um, CS? You realise I only chose to corrupt your wish, because you found faults in Timewarp's version of the corrupted wish. So... I decided to find an alternate corruption. Besides, I don't think I really showed you up. If anyone did, you just did, by complaining. Complaining usually makes things a little worse. Oh, and I DIDN'T say you're a 'spoilt little brat'. Please don't accuse me of doing things I haven't done.  Anyhow, to continue. Um... Several wishes to corrupt. Tough. Ahem. *Cracks fingers* Ouch. Mallet wish - Granted, but the mallet contained Nitro Glycerine. Seance wish - Granted, but seance tables don't get rid of ghosts, but communicate with them. Thus - You now have a permanent link of communication with Haunter 360, and you eventually hang yourself to avoid another Shadow-not-real discussion. Everyone realises you're having fun wish - Granted, but unfortunately, fun is a grave misdeed in certain parts of Pluto, thus the Earth is given the death penalty, and blasted out of orbit into the Sun. We all die! Always angry wish - Granted, but in your anger, you mouth off a mentally-disturbed lorry driver, leading to a high-speed chase, before you eventually trick him into driving off a cliff. Unfortunately, an anomely (I don't know how to spell it) in time and space opens, and you are eaten alive by velociraptors. Everyone kills themselves wish - Granted, but Shadow hangs himself as well, so you lose out on Shadow's affections. Also, the zombie uprising unfortuantely occurs on this very day, and so the members of the forum tear you limb from limb, eating you alive. *Pants* Yeah... Just shows the moral of this game. Be careful what you wish for. And... Um, buy Haunter's mallets. They may or may not contain Nitro Glycerine.  Anyhow, I wish for a mallet containing Nitro Glycerine!  |
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Post by CS Revolked on Jan 22, 2008 15:27:31 GMT -5
No it was only meant as a challenge, to see if someone could find a loophole and destroy and corrupt my wish. Also sorry for complaining.
Anyway, Granted, but the mallet blows up and kills you.
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Post by Tymki on Jan 22, 2008 15:33:47 GMT -5
You never did a wish.
I wish for a volcano full of squeezy cheese.
If it's almost cheese, but not quite, it's squeezy cheese!
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Post by CS Revolked on Jan 22, 2008 15:35:14 GMT -5
Blows up, and mice eat you.
I wish that I could live in my dream world, where hopefully nothing could go wrong.
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Post by Timewarp on Jan 22, 2008 15:38:56 GMT -5
NO WISH NO WISH NO WISH OK then i'll re-corrupt your one AGAIN as revenge for you not putting down a wish
mallet wish - you hit a SAW like trap and a gullotine comes down decapitating you
Senace wish - you kill haunter but since he is a ghost he comes back then eats you assuming your made of a pizza
EVERYONE REALISES YOU HAVING FUN - It turns out you previous thoughts were right, everyone hate you and hence fourth kill you in an attempt to stop you from having fun
EVERYONE KILLS THEMSELF - Unfortunely people decide to kill themself by drinking too much ANTI- T VIRUS and T-VIRUS and mutate into tyrants and they all gang up on you,
you manage to kill some of the tyrants before the one that used to be shadow ripps you limb from limb and all the tyrants feast upon your blooded corspe.
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Post by Tymki on Jan 22, 2008 15:44:22 GMT -5
Unfortuately, nothing going wrong is something going wrong. You can't live life without making mistakes. Therefore the space time continuoum (sp?) implodes and reality ends.
Hehe. I did a good one... Even if I do say so myself!
I wish that I could eat a twinkie.
Only one that is the normal side and I will not get addicted.
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Post by CS Revolked on Jan 22, 2008 15:53:13 GMT -5
What tw I did put a wish!
Granted, but weirdly YOU DO GET ADDICTED AND EAT SO MANY YOU EXPLODE!
I wish I lived in a magical forest with hedgehogs and porcupines, and bandicoots and echidnas and ULF's and other animals.
Also, I am issuing a challenge, kinda, I ain't saying what ULF stands for, pretty obvious, if ya know me but yeah. Please note that nothing is rewarded, I just wanna see if people actually know me enough to get it.
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Post by Timewarp on Jan 22, 2008 16:03:09 GMT -5
Ultimate Linda Frost? OH NO NOT EVEN AN ART OF WAR BOOK WITH A KNIFE THOUGH IT COULD END HER LIFE!
Oh and sorry for the last post, i don't know how the heck i missed the wish.
GRANTED but unfortunly logger's came and due to deforestation all the animals leave and you, will you chained yourself to one of the tree's and the logger's (due to being insane) cut though both you and the tree.
i wish that i had a seance so i could talk to haunter when-ever i felt like it!
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Post by Haunter 360 on Jan 22, 2008 16:29:57 GMT -5
Granted, but unfortunately, the crystal ball contained Nitro Glycerine. I wish for a Flea. A Common Flea, like those found on dogs. I like fleas. ( Fellow Members: Is this guy taking drugs? What's up with his posts?!) |
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Post by Timewarp on Jan 22, 2008 16:37:50 GMT -5
unfortunly the dog owner buys flea spray!
I wish that i had a cheescake!
(this is quite a funny conincidence, thats what liquidsnake said about me on the chatbox)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2008 17:21:40 GMT -5
Granted, but the cheesecake is mutated, and it eats you!  I wish I knew what to wish for. |
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Post by CS Revolked on Jan 23, 2008 11:43:34 GMT -5
Granted, but.... your iwsh turns you into a dwead frog.
I wish that TW hadn't even attepmted. It is Ultimate Life Form, not Ultimate Linda Frost, I dunno where that even came from.
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Post by Timewarp on Jan 23, 2008 11:57:15 GMT -5
granted but inside i decide that i hate you and decapitate you
I WISH CRYSTALSHADOW WOULD SHUT UP!
(NOT IN THE MOOD!)
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