Corrupt a Wish

[Timewarp]

unfortunly the canadians decide they want to attack england before they die, in the resulting battle you end up being decapitated by a random wire fence.

(By the way who are you to judge our wishes?)

I WISH THA HAUNTER WOULD STOP CRITICISING MY WISHES!

[CS Revolked]

(I agree with TW, no matter, how stupid they are still our wishes and they are what we want)

Granted, but he then complains about something else

I wish I was a Sagattarius

[Timewarp]

granted but shadow becomes aries instead!

i wish that i had a slice of cheesecake

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but it tastes of the cheese you most hate!

I wish I was Aries then.

[Timewarp]

(cheesecake dosen't actually taste like cheese.)

GRANTED BUT shadow changed back to the orginal one

i wish that i lived in morbius!

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but it blows up

I wish that whenever Shadow changed zodiac signs....... I immediately became that one

[Timewarp]

granted but the wish reverses, whatever sign shadow becomes you immediatly change to a completly differant one.


I WISH THAT I LIVED IN ISLE DELFINO!

[Haunter 360]

(Um, actually, I'm not one to criticise, but I think it's a little mean on Hybrid Fury to reduce such a cool forum game into a 'Person Above You'-type forum game, where everything degenerates into boring and random posted made by people with a liiiiiittle too much time on their hands - I mean Timewarp, you barely even corrupted that last wish, and you didn't actually grant it, but reversed it - That's not how the game goes)

Granted, but a blue watery annoying whining stupid bratty Bowser Jr. version of you appears, who is blatently NOT you, but you're arrested because he graffitis, and so you spend the next fifteen years in community service due to lack of a FLUDD machine, before eventually being given the death penalty due to continued graffiti that is blatently not you, and dying on the electric chair.
And then Isle Delfino was razed by the Koopalings, 'cos they're cooler than Bowser Jr., who's a rip-off of Baby Bowser.

... I never liked the 3D Mario games as much as the RPG ones.


I wish everyone would stop whining at me for complaining. If you guys seriously want me to stop complaining, think before you post!

[Timewarp]

(It's not really up to you how people corrupt the wishes, the only reason i complain is because when i don't people walk over me and treat me like dirt. If anything i'm the one who's being whined at, take the rpg's i cant count how many times people have had a go at me on TCPT

IT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES! I can't believe it's came to the point where even my best friend is having diggs at me!)

GRANTED BUT there is for some reason the people from star treck voyager start whining at each other to match the peacfull - ARGUING balance, they lose control of their ship and in a fit of horriable irony LAND ON YOU CRUSHING AND KILLING YOU instantly, your ghost is then randomly sucked up by luigi who then dances to the ghostbusters theme tune.

THERE IS THAT FRICKEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA!

i wish haunter was gagged, tired to a chair, locked in a vault, guarded by two billion hunter units where he did not have access to a computer and therefore could not complain about my corrupting skills!

[Haunter 360]

(Sorry dude.
I guess I do complain too much.
Just ignore my whining, okay?)

Granted, but the hunters decided that they'd use Haunter as a living time bomb during the robot uprising, and re-connected him to the internet, obliterating the Light Castle, and making Earth defenceless against the machines.
Yes, TLCR are our only hope against the mechanical menace.


I wish I had a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge laser gun. With wings.

[Timewarp]

granted but as soon as you fly off and use the laser gun and hits a reflective object that bounces off another ton of stuff leading to a sewer full ot tyrants, it hits one of them in the air and they get mad and came out to find out who did it, eventually the tyrants attack TLCR and FM5 decides the best course of action is to let the tyrants have you

they take you away and then rip you limb from limb

I wish for i knew the meaning of life

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but instead you use the meaning of life to blow up the universe.

I wish I had a spiked mallet.

[Deleted]

Granted, but Shao Kahn called. He said he wants his hammer back.
- Yeah. Give me back my hammer!

I wish I could plant a penny, and it would grow into a money tree.

[CS Revolked]

Granted, but as soon as you pick one penny from the tree..... THE PLANT DIES... Poor you.

I wish........... I was a fish.... no no A FRENCHMAN........... I mean...... girl.

[Deleted]

Granted, but wind up as a girl french fish!

I wish Hyper Knuckles would reappear in another Sonic game.