Sonicmark as snake- metal gear acid

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hehe. funny game

[Timewarp]

yeah and for a limited time only legand of zelda RPG
with talking zelda action figure!

thou moves into dugeon, a floating skull head comes,

what move thee do?

link: OK the master sword!

thee has wasted turn getting master sword out, skull head does the cha cha,
which encourages a wallmaster to crush thee, THEE IS DEAD!

GAME OVER!

[Tymki]

Hmm... i prefer the ones with solid snake.

[Timewarp]

ok then

thee solid snake goes onto super smash bros brawl RPG, what thee do?

B+ DOWN-

thee plant mine?

SS- yes

thee has planted mine wasting turn, thee enemy mario hits you what move thee do

SS- mario have a present

thee is stick to mario with glue-eth, thou bomb is ticking, thou bomb has short fuse, THOU BOMB BLOWS UP! thee is dead! THOU sonic uses your guts as a rope to get back onto stage!

[Haunter 360]

Gah, RPGs. Don't remind me...

*Flashback*
Haunter 360: Why do I have to level up? These enemies give me barely any exp!
Komment: If you don't level up, you can't get further in this game. Seriously, the enemies improve that radically.
Haunter 360: Pfft, yeah like it. I bought this game for the storyline, not to watch manga characters bully cute monsters. I'm gone!
Komment: No Haunter! Don't go into that Haunted Windmill!
- Haunter 360 has gone through door -
Ziratham the Evil: I fear thee not boy! Thou shall never make it through this Windmill alive!
Haunter 360: I shalt never cease, 'til thou givest me back the hand of my beloved!
Ziratham the Evil: Then thou shall suffer and perish by the dead in this place!
*Ziratham the Evil walks off, and you can't move, 'cos it's a movie scene*
- Resume control -
Haunter 360: Why doesn't my character just attack him, instead of spending so long chatting?
- Takes one step forwards -
- Warning: Battle -
*Scene switches to area battle scene*
Haunter 360: I always wondered why the area suddenly changes and grows huge and stadium-like as soon as I enter a battle... Ooh, cool! A pair of weak enemies! Let's attack them, my current party!
Toadette101: Woo!
Waddle Dee: ^_^
- Haunter 360 uses Ghost Embers on Tiny Undead Gecko -
- 5 damage, HP 995/1000 -
Haunter 360: Uh... Crud. Maybe it's just... Elementally strong against me? Toadette, get 'em!
Toadette101: Woo!
- Toadette101 uses Special Attack - Minigun -
- Is highly effective, 37 damage, HP 958/1000 -
Toadette101: ... Oh crud. Run?
Haunter 360: Run.
- Waddle Dee uses RUN -
- RUN fails -
Toadette101: How the CRUD can running away from a couple of Tiny Undead Geckos fail?!?!
- WARNING - Tiny Undead Geckos is preparing Special Attack -
Waddle Dee: T_T
- WARNING - Haunter 360 has lost bladder control -
- Tiny Undead Gecko uses Lick -
- 6000 damage -
- Haunter 360 has 0/500 HP -
- Toadette101 has 0/700 HP -
- Waddle Dee has 0/700 HP -
- Haunter 360 has fainted -
- Toadette101 has fainted -
- Waddle Dee has fainted -
- You are dead -
- Which means you suck at everything, so just hang yourself -
- GAME OVER -


... Yeah. Bad experiences with RPGs.

[Timewarp]

timewarp: don't worry haunter i'll rescue you.....

as soon as i stop continusly hitting into this wall!